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Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Robin Sharma: Your limits are liars, you fears are thieves.

Your limits are liars, you fears are thieves. — Robin Sharma

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Sandra Day O'Connor: I think I learned to appreciate and treasure

I think I learned to appreciate and treasure each day, because you don't know how many you're going to be given. — Sandra Day O'Connor

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Carol Bartz: My grandmother raised me. She was a real

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Van Morrison: You gotta fight every day to keep mediocrity

You gotta fight every day to keep mediocrity at bay ... — Van Morrison

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! — Regina Griffin

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Publilius Syrus: Death laughs when old women frolic.

Death laughs when old women frolic. — Publilius Syrus

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Tracey Garvis-Graves: You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed.

You named the chicken, Chicken?"
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: You know you have ADD when Look A

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Tom Ford: It's really never fair to judge people because

It's really never fair to judge people because none of us know what's going on inside anyone else's head. — Tom Ford

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Natalie Imbruglia: I like singer-songwriters, and I find sad songs

I like singer-songwriters, and I find sad songs comforting rather than depressing. It makes you realise you're not alone in the world. — Natalie Imbruglia

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Ina May Gaskin: If you can't be a hero, you can

If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken. — Ina May Gaskin

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" — Steven Wright

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By David Levithan: I'd like to remain at that one delicate

I'd like to remain at that one delicate remove, so you can get to know me without the distraction of other people's noise. — David Levithan

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Bob Inglis: Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote

Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. — Bob Inglis

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Dave Gahan: Vocally, I really like going into the darker

Vocally, I really like going into the darker side of myself. — Dave Gahan

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Carl Barron: My dad was proud of himself when he

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had a chicken finger that was so

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand. — Mitch Hedberg

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Robin LaFevers: What good is fighting if what you are

What good is fighting if what you are fighting for is lost? — Robin LaFevers

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Edward Norton: Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health

Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation. — Edward Norton

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? — Steven Wright

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Edward Gibbon: We improve ourselves by victory over our self.

We improve ourselves by victory over our self. There must be contests, and you must win. — Edward Gibbon

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Cyn Balog: Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken

Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. — Cyn Balog

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Les Dennis: Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By A.D. Miller: could tell that one of the Russian proverbs

could tell that one of the Russian proverbs he loved was on the way. 'The only place with free cheese is a mousetrap — A.D. Miller

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Jerry O'Connell: I mean do women like to get the

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course. — Jerry O'Connell

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: We find other people's vanity contrary to our

We find other people's vanity contrary to our taste only when it is contrary to our vanity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Cow And Chicken Funny Quotes By Christine Pelosi: If we say we believe in equality for

If we say we believe in equality for all then we must fight for equality for all, not betray our immigrant sisters. — Christine Pelosi