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Bill Cosby is one of America's most successful black performers. — Renee Montagne

What people are tired of, the people who agree with me, what they're tired of is listening to that sound, the sound of the people who've given up. — Bill Cosby

Only God should be in the driver's seat. — Braxton A. Cosby

One of my favorite guys when I was young ... I've always loved Bill Cosby. I've always wanted to direct him in something. — Faizon Love

When I was a kid I went and saw Bill Cosby with my dad, and I remember sitting there and laughing so hard. — Dave Coulier

I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent. — Bill Cosby

Things from real life are the things that get people laughing. — Bill Cosby

You are more important to yourself than you think you are. — Bill Cosby

Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I'm a storyteller because they are two of the best. — Henry Cho

Grandparents are God's gifts to children. — Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. — Bill Cosby

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee. — Bill Cosby

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk.
If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. — Bill Cosby

I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos, — Bill Cosby

How long can you tread water? — Bill Cosby

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things. — Bill Cosby

There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well. — Bill Cosby

Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother?" — Bill Cosby

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. — Bill Cosby

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with ... That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now. — Bill Cosby

I've said all along I've never competed with 'The Simpsons.' Not in my own mind. — Bill Cosby

In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor. — Bill Cosby

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child. — Bill Cosby

Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you. — Bill Cosby

George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. — Bill Cosby

It's more blessed to give than to receive
especially kittens. — Bill Cosby

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't. — Bill Cosby

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers. — Bill Cosby

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there. — Bill Cosby

Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets? — Bill Cosby

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping. — Bill Cosby

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children. — Bill Cosby

God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as us. — Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child. — Bill Cosby

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to. — Bill Cosby

I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.' — Bill Cosby

Romance is a different word than sexual contact. — Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't ... — Bill Cosby

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing. — Bill Cosby

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either. — Bill Cosby

We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch. — Bill Cosby

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it. — Chris Rock

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next. — Bill Cosby

People will frighten you about a graduation ... They use words you don't hear often ... — Bill Cosby

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. — Bill Cosby

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Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting coupons. — Portia A. Cosby

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap! — Bill Cosby

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ... — Bill Cosby

There's a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it is I really do. — Bill Cosby

Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard. — Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. — Bill Cosby

Most fathers and ... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there. — Bill Cosby

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off. — Bill Cosby

But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study. — Bill Cosby

Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem. — Bill Cosby

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name. — Bill Cosby

You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger. — Bill Cosby

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it. — Bill Cosby

If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence
is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes. — Bill Cosby

Everybody is not a victim. — Bill Cosby

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together. — Erika Cosby

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds. — Bill Cosby

According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself. — Bill Cosby

People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the truth if they're in pain. — Bill Cosby

You don't know what you're going to fall in love with until you're exposed to it. — Bill Cosby

Laughter brings out the child in all of us. — Bill Cosby

Sometimes I buy my wife flowers. — Bill Cosby

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody. — Bill Cosby

Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what I do. — Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby

People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way. — Bill Cosby

A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student. — Bill Cosby

Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking about 'us' parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others. — Bill Cosby

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. — Bill Cosby

If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it — Bill Cosby

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. — Kevin Hart

If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up. — Bill Cosby

When I was 16 I was fortunate enough to get Cosby and move to New York and shift my whole life. that had been my dream all along, and it came true. — Lisa Bonet

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath. — Bill Cosby

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It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was. — Bill Cosby

I don't care what right-wing white people are thinking. — Bill Cosby

I'm going OUT ... because I DESERVE to go out! And I'm going to get DRUNK ... because I DESERVE to get drunk! And get out of my way! — Bill Cosby

Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby. — Bill Cosby

When I think of black television and history, I always use 'The Cosby Show' as the bar. — Wendy Raquel Robinson

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on. — Bill Cosby

I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word. — Bill Cosby

If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others. — Bill Cosby

There are times my stories become - what I feel - not only accessible to hearing me on television, but they make wonderful reading. — Bill Cosby

Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. — Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy. — Barry Corbin

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids. — Bill Cosby

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. — Bill Cosby