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What people are tired of, the people who agree with me, what they're tired of is listening to that sound, the sound of the people who've given up.
— Bill Cosby
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
— Bill Cosby
One of my favorite guys when I was young ... I've always loved Bill Cosby. I've always wanted to direct him in something.
— Faizon Love
When I was a kid I went and saw Bill Cosby with my dad, and I remember sitting there and laughing so hard.
— Dave Coulier
Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I'm a storyteller because they are two of the best.
— Henry Cho
Grandparents are God's gifts to children.
— Bill Cosby
In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.
— Bill Cosby
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk.
If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. — Bill Cosby
If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. — Bill Cosby
I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos,
— Bill Cosby
How long can you tread water?
— Bill Cosby
College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.
— Bill Cosby
My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with ... That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.
— Bill Cosby
In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor.
— Bill Cosby
A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.
— Bill Cosby
I wanted to give the house back to the parents.
— Bill Cosby
George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work.
— Bill Cosby
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
— Bill Cosby
With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.
— Bill Cosby
Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
— Bill Cosby
I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.
— Bill Cosby
God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as us.
— Bill Cosby
You come to my comedy show to be entertained.
— Bill Cosby
Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and cut your grass.
— Bill Cosby
Romance is a different word than sexual contact.
— Bill Cosby
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
— Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't ...
— Bill Cosby
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
— Bill Cosby
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
— Bill Cosby
Most fathers and ... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
— Bill Cosby
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
— Bill Cosby
We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.
— Bill Cosby
People will frighten you about a graduation ... They use words you don't hear often ...
— Bill Cosby
Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting coupons.
— Portia A. Cosby
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
— Bill Cosby
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
— Drew Carey
I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ...
— Bill Cosby
We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.
— Bill Cosby
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.
— Bill Cosby
I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along.
— Bill Cosby
The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.
— Bill Cosby
The Cosby years were a major part of my life, but it is the past; I don't really concentrate on it.
— Lisa Bonet
Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point ... and they're still yelling.
— Bill Cosby
People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.'
— Bill Cosby
Everybody is not a victim.
— Bill Cosby
According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself.
— Bill Cosby
People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the truth if they're in pain.
— Bill Cosby
Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
— Bill Cosby
Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.
— Bill Cosby
Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what I do.
— Bill Cosby
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.
— Bill Cosby
Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking about 'us' parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others.
— Bill Cosby
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
— Kevin Hart
If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up. — Bill Cosby
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up. — Bill Cosby
When I was 16 I was fortunate enough to get Cosby and move to New York and shift my whole life. that had been my dream all along, and it came true.
— Lisa Bonet
The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.
— Bill Cosby
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— Jonny Fox
It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was.
— Bill Cosby
I'm going OUT ... because I DESERVE to go out! And I'm going to get DRUNK ... because I DESERVE to get drunk! And get out of my way!
— Bill Cosby
Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby.
— Bill Cosby
When I think of black television and history, I always use 'The Cosby Show' as the bar.
— Wendy Raquel Robinson
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
— Bill Cosby
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
— Bill Cosby
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
— Bill Cosby
There are times my stories become - what I feel - not only accessible to hearing me on television, but they make wonderful reading.
— Bill Cosby
Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.
— Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy.
— Barry Corbin