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Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: I once asked my father for a dollar I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: If you want to be seen, stand up.If If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Kevin Hart: At the end of the day, I want At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. — Kevin Hart
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: If you can find humour in anything, you If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: I don't know the key to success, but I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking about 'us' parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: A child who is disciplined will be more A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: People say "God will find a way." God People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: It is a point of pride for the It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Everybody is not a victim. Everybody is not a victim. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: When you carry a gun, you mean to When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Sometimes I buy my wife flowers. Sometimes I buy my wife flowers. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Laughter brings out the child in all of Laughter brings out the child in all of us. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: You don't know what you're going to fall You don't know what you're going to fall in love with until you're exposed to it. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: People say children are charming because they tell People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the truth if they're in pain. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: According to the State of Florida, the person According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Erika Cosby: You know, fathers just have a way of You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together. — Erika Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what I do. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: The only thing that you can get into The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Whenever your kids are out of control, you Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Barry Corbin: Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy. Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy. — Barry Corbin
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: There are times my stories become - what There are times my stories become - what I feel - not only accessible to hearing me on television, but they make wonderful reading. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Meadowlark and I share a common vision of Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: If the audience knows you can be funny If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: I think you need to make responsibility something I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Lisa Bonet: When I was 16 I was fortunate enough When I was 16 I was fortunate enough to get Cosby and move to New York and shift my whole life. that had been my dream all along, and it came true. — Lisa Bonet
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: My father would pass gas and then blame My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Wendy Raquel Robinson: When I think of black television and history, When I think of black television and history, I always use 'The Cosby Show' as the bar. — Wendy Raquel Robinson
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby. Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: I'm going OUT ... because I DESERVE to I'm going OUT ... because I DESERVE to go out! And I'm going to get DRUNK ... because I DESERVE to get drunk! And get out of my way! — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: I don't care what right-wing white people are I don't care what right-wing white people are thinking. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: It was hard for me, being in school. It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Jonny Fox: Bill Cosby 18th. Bill Cosby 18th. — Jonny Fox
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: The secret of success is to be like The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: People can be more forgiving than you can People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: People will frighten you about a graduation ... People will frighten you about a graduation ... They use words you don't hear often ... — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Portia A. Cosby: Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting coupons. — Portia A. Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Drew Carey: I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ... — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: We've got to get the gun out of We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Human beings are the only creatures that allow Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Most fathers and ... Mothers. Only your grandmother Most fathers and ... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: The weatherman is always right. It's just his The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: I tell stories. Because I believe you can I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: But if that's what you want to be, But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Hannibal Buress: I want to just at least make it I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. — Hannibal Buress
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Parents are people who yell and they yell Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point ... and they're still yelling. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Man can not live by bread alone ... Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: People say to me, 'Do you know who People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Lisa Bonet: The Cosby years were a major part of The Cosby years were a major part of my life, but it is the past; I don't really concentrate on it. — Lisa Bonet
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: The problem is that your daughter has given The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: When a person has a gun, sometimes their When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: A pelican that is wet walks with a A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Don't let your victories go to your head, Don't let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: Pay off your student loan. Even if you Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: I didn't know how serious it is to I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: 'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to 'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: We go out of our way to make We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts. — Bill Cosby
Cosby Quotes By Bill Cosby: I did not want to turn to playing I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. — Bill Cosby