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Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By David Lee Roth: Van Halen can keep providing the rain and

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade. — David Lee Roth

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: Live like Jesus did, and the world will

Live like Jesus did, and the world will listen. — Mahatma Gandhi

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Carl Jung: Consciousness succumbs all too easily to unconscious influences,

Consciousness succumbs all too easily to unconscious influences, and these are often truer and wiser than our conscious thinking. — Carl Jung

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Cecelia Ahern: Life has a way of getting what it

Life has a way of getting what it wants when it really knows what it wants. — Cecelia Ahern

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Terry Gross: Most people I know that have work that

Most people I know that have work that is very meaningful to them pay the price of having to work all the time. — Terry Gross

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Eowyn Ivey: Why was it always the woman's fate to

Why was it always the woman's fate to pace and fret and wait? — Eowyn Ivey

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Heather Wolf: Happiness is spending time with the one you

Happiness is spending time with the one you love without a worry or a care. — Heather Wolf

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Mary Robinette Kowal: If you don't know by now, you own

If you don't know by now, you own me, heart, mind, body, and soul — Mary Robinette Kowal

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Swami Vivekananda: The easiest way to make ourselves happy is

The easiest way to make ourselves happy is to see that others are happy. — Swami Vivekananda

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Nora Roberts: The tune was sad, as the best of

The tune was sad, as the best of Ireland was, melancholy and lovely as a lover's tears. — Nora Roberts

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Nick Hornby: He'd told her it was just a scratch

He'd told her it was just a scratch and got cross when she hadn't offered morphine. — Nick Hornby

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Janeane Garofalo: I would have to say loneliness is next

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness. — Janeane Garofalo

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Dara Torres: Never worry about what anyone else is doing

Never worry about what anyone else is doing ... Just swim your own race. — Dara Torres

Correctional Officer Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Live in concealment in order that you may

Live in concealment in order that you may live to yourself. Live ignorant of that which seems to your age to be most important! — Friedrich Nietzsche