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Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread. — Alan Coren

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. — Alan Coren

Our reverence for workaholism has produced corporate leaders who believe they don't need sleep, and neither should anyone else. — Stanley Coren

Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea. — Alan Coren

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life. — Alan Coren

Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?) — Alan Coren

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes. — Alan Coren

I wouldn't trade or change a thing, and I've had some hard times. — BeBe Winans

More men and women were slaughtered in a couple of weeks of the terror of the atheistic French Revolution than in a century of the Inquisition. — Michael Coren

Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has gone and tomorrow may never come. — Alan Coren

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it. — Alan Coren

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. — Alan Coren

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. — Stanley Coren

It is an almost infallible rule that the more permissive a person is on social and moral issues the more in favour they are of strict gun control. — Michael Coren

Dogs are just wolves in sheep's clothing. — Stanley Coren

We try to 'self-medicate' ourselves against boredom with mobile phones in any given moment of free time. — Alex Bogusky

If you want to gnaw greenery in the morning for health reasons, do it in your own home with the curtains drawn. — Victoria Coren Mitchell

I feel that we are all philosophers, and that those who describe themselves as a 'philosopher' simply do not have a day job to go to. — Kevin Warwick

Galileo was challenged because he declared a theory to be a fact and argued with the Church about the genuine meaning of the Bible. — Michael Coren

A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip. — Stanley Coren

The journey is where we find perspective. — Alison Levine

Talking to the Taliban is a process the Afghans have to manage. It is their country. — Philip Hammond

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come — Alan Coren

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed? — Alan Coren

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren

Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality. — Alan Coren

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons. — Alan Coren