Cop Humor Quotes
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Cop Humor Quotes & Sayings
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What's proper workplace etiquette for picking up computer and tossing out window? Open window first or break glass?
— Abigail Roux
He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something! Joshua sputtered
— R.L. Mathewson
As you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get all the money and good jobs ...
— Marian Keyes
Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
I miss my suits...
— Eoin Colfer
I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit.
— M.D. Saperstein
When the world is mine, then you all will be the 99.9%.
— Scott Jonathan Nixon
Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know.
— Dean Koontz
Eve "I shopped,"she saidRoarke "Dear God! Are you all right? Should I call for the MTs?"
Eve "Smartass. — J.D. Robb
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
— Dennis Miller
Yeah. You know what I think?"What?"
So intense was Tibby, she had practically shoved the phone into her ear cavity.
She has big boobies. — Ann Brashares
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
Did you hear that! Yuki, the heartless Yuki! Heartless Yuki has begged me with tears to let him visit my shop!
— Natsuki Takaya
I know they say that a stiff dick has no conscience, but I tell you now that some cunts have teeth ...
— Stephen King
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
— Henny Youngman
I think it needs work. Like all your other songs.""Yeah, well, your face will need some work after I give you a good beatin'. — Kami Garcia
Don't Tase Me Bro!If I'm a cop, and I'm a brotha, and they let me have a taser? Sorry bro, I'm tasing you. — Larry Wilmore
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
— Jim Morrison
You're a cop. I need a doughnut.
— Jim Butcher
G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.
— Nelson DeMille
If you hear a different drummer, don't march - dance!
— Carolyn V. Hamilton
I was hoping against hope he'd refill his Prozac so we could be in love again, but, sadly, that never happened.
— Piper Faust
His lips look like two worms fucking.
— George R R Martin
Humor is the pensiveness of wit.
— Robert Aris Willmott
B, hows your aim?
— Quinn Loftis
Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.
— Lois Greiman
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.
— Terry Pratchett
If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).
— Jeremy Clarkson
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— John L. Parker Jr.
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
— Arthur Schopenhauer
Out of the way! We are in the throes of an exceptional emergency! This is no occassion for sport- there is lace at stake! (Ms. Pole)
— Elizabeth Gaskell
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
— A. Whitney Brown
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
