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When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.
— Mitch Hedberg
Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters.
— Dakota Fanning
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman
I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.
— Chris Lilley
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real.
— Laura Prepon
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.
— Noel Fielding
'Funny' is really cool live. You break it down into an acoustic set, and sometimes I'll do that one unplugged and off the mic, depending on the venue.
— Tori Kelly
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns.
— Kelli Giddish
I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny.
— Matthew Vaughn
What's going to be funny is when they think Mom and Dad are a little bit cool, because right now, we're not cool Mom and Dad.
— Angelina Jolie
There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.
— Eric Wareheim
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
— Rick Riordan
What a cool name. Where'd you get it?"
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry
Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous
and cool like Johnny Depp. — Janette Rallison
and cool like Johnny Depp. — Janette Rallison
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy ...
— Bill Hicks
It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool!
— Bonnie McKee
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.
— Mitch Hedberg
Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny.
— Atticus Shaffer
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.
— Tracy Morgan
Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that.
— Ashley Purdy
I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath.
— Ja Rule