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I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. — Julia Child

The fool learns by suffering. — Hesiod

There is an underside to every age about which history does not often speak, because history is written from records left by the privileged. — Howard Zinn

He was an amazing father. I clutched my memories of him to my heart for so long, but he's a part of the world. — Jennifer Grant

That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears. — Anthony Lane

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time. — Gabriel Iglesias

You don't have to do a lot of quantity. It's the quality that counts. — Bruno Zheng Wu

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff. — Prince Philip

Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over. — Andrew Grey

It's funny, the whole cooking thing came out of just a random thought of writing a cookbook with my mom and my sister for fun ... — Trisha Yearwood

I think that if you start teaching about giving back and helping other people young, that will be a given for your child their whole life. — Eva LaRue

If you try to do a look-alike and an impersonation, then that's just not conducive to good drama. — Julian Jarrold

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! — Dylan Moran

I thought I was choosing the lesser evil. I chose the lesser evil. Lesser evil! I'm Geralt! Witcher ... I'm the Butcher of Blaviken - — Andrzej Sapkowski

Yuka could not fight that man, but I could become the fangs that would protect her. — Otsuichi

The legends say that the god Mars was the parent of tears, foe to dance and lute. — Pierce Brown

Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows — Josh Stern

I am not interested in wishing hard and having the Universe provide all I need without any work on my part. — Thomm Quackenbush

Life is simple: Make choices and don't look back. — Sung Kang

I could not help concluding this man had the most supreme pleasure while he was driven so fast and so smoothly by the sea. — James Cook

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE — A.O. Storm