Cookie Fortune Quotes
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Cookie Fortune Quotes & Sayings
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Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.
— Mason Cooley
Like special fungus, your love will grow in strange places
— Lauren Bjorkman
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.
— Hector Elizondo
What you earn depends on what you learn.
— William J. Clinton
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book ... on my computer!
— Meg Cabot
Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.
— Elvis Costello
Okay, I admit it: sometimes I sound like a fortune cookie
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
After all, you don't know how strong something is until you actually test it." She winked. "I read that in a fortune cookie once." "Fortune cookie?
— Nicholas Sparks
The final act of business judgment is intuitive.
— Alfred P. Sloan
At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'
— Conan O'Brien
Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ...
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Could this guy sound a little less like a fortune cookie on acid?
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Love of action is not industry.
— Seneca The Younger
Josh: Just because you're not looking for something doesn't mean you won't find it.
Sean: Well, aren't you quite the fucking fortune cookie. — Shannon Stacey
Sean: Well, aren't you quite the fucking fortune cookie. — Shannon Stacey
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
— Dave Barry
I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially as I can, Oh, you know me.
— Bret Easton Ellis
The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought.
— Adam Ross
God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.
— Sinclair B. Ferguson
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.
— Neal Boortz
Fate will come looking for you. Don't bother hiding
— Lauren Bjorkman
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth
Outward success alienates a man from himself.
— James T. Hill
Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a fortune cookie.
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9 — Delaine Moore
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9 — Delaine Moore
Help someone when they're in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. - FORTUNE COOKIE
— Darynda Jones
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
— Mason Cooley
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
— P. J. O'Rourke
For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?
— Frederick William Faber
In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous.
— Julie Eberhart Painter
Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.
— Henry David Thoreau
It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.
— Charles De Gaulle
If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.
— Fred Astaire
Everybody, even those that don't like Chinese food, knew that you had to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true. And so he did.
— Justin Swapp