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A Beethoven symphony should be rehearsed like chamber music, only for a lot more people. — Andre Previn

There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It — Chuck Klosterman

Only the innocent speak of adventure, for adventure is only a romantic name for trouble ... — Louis L'Amour

I understood there's a difference between compromise and cooperation, and that to rely on another takes a distinctive kind of strength. — Alexandra Oliva

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' — Tracy Morgan

The Soul's secrets from within - help unlock the secrets of all that exists, without. — Eleesha

Creativity is an inherent ability that cannot be taught, only developed. — Pearl Zhu

I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know. — Esther Williams

A journey of a thousand miles starts with just ten digits. — Gayle Forman

It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it. — William Moyers

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. — Tobias Wolff

Today, barely 5 percent of all containers coming into the United States through our ports are scanned. — Alcee Hastings

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. — Adam Carolla

Like a white knight in a station wagon, he drove out of her life. — Andrea Hurst

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright

I was a poster child ... for birth control! — Rodney Dangerfield

Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out. — Brandon Sanderson

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg

Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body. — Xaviera Hollander

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. — Steven Wright

I've done a bit of Latin in my time ... but I can control it. — Eddie Izzard

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies. — Claudia Gray

Ah! devout though I may be, I am no less a man! — Moliere

It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control. — Chris Fabry

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro