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Contemporary Comedy Quotes & Sayings

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I would praise the Lord above for a ticket to that ride. — Lola Stark

Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it 'holiday gumbo'. — Molly Harper

You wish for what's called wooing. This customary game, where the man shows the woman that resistance is impractical, strikes me as quite pointless. — Tara West

It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you'll sweat like a fat whore at confession. — Robyn Peterman

Cooper! Help!'
The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad. — Molly Harper

This was my love, her love
torn, damaged, broken, ripped apart and put back together. This was our tattered love. — Lola Stark

A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right? — Molly Harper

When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body ... — Flora Roberts

While I had no intention of hooking up with him, I still wanted him to want to hook up with me.
It was the principle of the thing, after all. — Kimberly Raye

I sighed. 'Ah spite, the stuff of fairy tales. — Molly Harper

I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril. — Molly Harper

She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork. — Rose Pressey

Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears. — Molly Harper

Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack. — Rose Pressey

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit? — Robyn Peterman

Claire, if you don't move, I will have served two tours of duty only to die in this bed. — Marissa Clarke

Hi Maggie, it's nice to see you again,' he said, smiling so sweetly I thought I might need insulin. — Molly Harper

I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last. — Flora Roberts

Maybe younger than the thirty he looked, still caught in style over substance. — Mary Hughes

You make my vagina all melty,
wait no!
You make my belly all melty. My vaginas hot! — Lola Stark

Some people just don't find their Prince Charming straight away, they have to search for him. — Charlotte Fallowfield

I've also been known to cry during MasterCard commercials. — Kimberly Raye

Normally I didn't attend my father's funerals unless I was scheduled to sing, but it wasn't every day Dad buried a rock star. — Linda Budzinski

I wondered if this was how it felt to sell your soul to the devil. I bet there were awesome cookies in hell, too. — Lisa Brown Roberts

Just in front of her lay the Congaree Swamp National Forest. To prove it, a mosquito the size of a kitten landed on her arm and prepared to drill. — Sela Carsen

I could run, too, but my feet hurt. It's tough being a fashion vixen. — Kimberly Raye

I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy. — Paul Merton

Whatever you say, sweetheart." He sent her a wink, a devilish one, the same one he no doubt used to sear the panties off his dates. — Jessica Lemmon

In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but not in cinema. — Luke Evans

In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it. — Paul Merton

What are you thinking?" I ask.
"That I wish this was my home, too."
I have nothing to say to this, so I kiss him instead. — Anna Bloom

Scarlett Garcia fell at the feet of no gloriously delicious man! — Lola Stark

Some people say Earth is the bottom level of Purgatory.' She pointed toward the floor and frowned.
'I call it the top floor of Hell. — Tara West

Stop," he murmured, or at least that's what he meant to say. It came out sounding more like "Yes," which probably wasn't the same thing at all. — Tawna Fenske

I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser. — Kimberly Raye

I thank God every day for bringing you into my life. I know I don't deserve you, but I'm a better man because of you. — Danielle Jamie

Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor. — Rose Pressey

Yes, Trina. Really, I'll show up to help you. Really, I'll bring a friend. Really, I'm not a total dick. I just play one on TV. — Lisa Brown Roberts

She came out of nowhere like a two-by-four against the skull, knocking all common sense out of him and turning him into a walking woody. — Marissa Clarke

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson