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Constipated Quotes By George R R Martin: The ship groaned and growled beneath him like

The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit. — George R R Martin

Constipated Quotes By K.M. Shea: Of course I would fall for Captain Emotionally

Of course I would fall for Captain Emotionally Constipated. I could train a rock to hold more affection for me. — K.M. Shea

Constipated Quotes By Victor J. Stenger: The origin and the operation of the universe

The origin and the operation of the universe do not require any violations of the laws of physics. — Victor J. Stenger

Constipated Quotes By Tony La Russa: It's a sensitive thing, playing major league baseball.

It's a sensitive thing, playing major league baseball. — Tony La Russa

Constipated Quotes By J.D. Robb: traffic was as mean as a constipated lion

traffic was as mean as a constipated lion — J.D. Robb

Constipated Quotes By Oscar Wilde: For an artist to marry his model is

For an artist to marry his model is as fatal as for a gourmet to marry his cook: the one gets no sittings, and the other gets no dinners. — Oscar Wilde

Constipated Quotes By Carl Sagan: A still more glorious dawn awaits / not

A still more glorious dawn awaits / not a sunrise, but a galaxy-rise / a morning filled with 400 billion suns / the rising of the milky way — Carl Sagan

Constipated Quotes By Marvin Gaye: I wish that being famous helped prevent me

I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated. — Marvin Gaye

Constipated Quotes By Laurence Shames: Dog's constipated," said Bert the Shirt."Who isn't?" said

Dog's constipated," said Bert the Shirt.

"Who isn't?" said the Godfather. — Laurence Shames

Constipated Quotes By Augustine Of Hippo: Our whole business therefore in this life is

Our whole business therefore in this life is to restore to health the eye of the heart whereby God may be seen. — Augustine Of Hippo

Constipated Quotes By Stefan Molyneux: All atheists must examine the Non Aggression Principle.

All atheists must examine the Non Aggression Principle. — Stefan Molyneux

Constipated Quotes By Paul Bowles: After all, the English are really too much.

After all, the English are really too much. One can't live in that constipated fashion forever. — Paul Bowles

Constipated Quotes By George Lois: The whole area of creativity is constipated and

The whole area of creativity is constipated and frightened. — George Lois

Constipated Quotes By Jaggi Vasudev: If you did not have any personality, you

If you did not have any personality, you would have a tremendous presence. The more rigid your personality, the more constipated your whole being. — Jaggi Vasudev

Constipated Quotes By Daniel Amen: A negative look from someone else may mean

A negative look from someone else may mean nothing more than they're constipated! — Daniel Amen

Constipated Quotes By Angie Sage: You could give us a hand instead of

You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel, Terry Tarsal rudley broke into Marcia's spinning thoughts. — Angie Sage

Constipated Quotes By Dada Bhagwan: No one has yet been born in this

No one has yet been born in this world that has the independent control to defecate at will. One will realize this when he becomes constipated! — Dada Bhagwan

Constipated Quotes By Gedde Watanabe: I did a film a long time ago

I did a film a long time ago with a shaved head and I had the ugliest looking head in the world. — Gedde Watanabe

Constipated Quotes By Denis Parsons Burkitt: America is a constipated nation ... If you

America is a constipated nation ... If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals. — Denis Parsons Burkitt

Constipated Quotes By Kiera Cass: And the cameras came and went, stealing pieces

And the cameras came and went, stealing pieces of our lives to entertain the people. — Kiera Cass

Constipated Quotes By David Letterman: They have dog food for constipated dogs. If

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

Constipated Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: I've posed nude for a photographer in the

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated. — George Bernard Shaw

Constipated Quotes By W.C. Fields: All Englishmen talk as if they've got a

All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips. — W.C. Fields

Constipated Quotes By Toba Beta: Creators don't criticize, they make others do so.

Creators don't criticize, they make others do so. — Toba Beta

Constipated Quotes By W. H. Auden: I used to try and concentrate the poem

I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads to becoming boring and constipated. — W. H. Auden

Constipated Quotes By Stephen King: The crowd had the plump, righteous, slightly constipated

The crowd had the plump, righteous, slightly constipated look that seems the exclusive province of businessmen who belong to the GOP. — Stephen King

Constipated Quotes By Tess Gerritsen: We dream our dreams, she thought, and sometimes

We dream our dreams, she thought, and sometimes they take us places we never anticipate. — Tess Gerritsen

Constipated Quotes By Richard Dawkins: God likes to have his free lunch and

God likes to have his free lunch and be it too. — Richard Dawkins

Constipated Quotes By Sean Best: Ghosts from the past weave spells in the

Ghosts from the past weave spells in the present to draw a veil of secrecy over the future. — Sean Best

Constipated Quotes By Daisuke Hagiwara: If you don't want to know someone, then

If you don't want to know someone, then you will never really know them. — Daisuke Hagiwara

Constipated Quotes By Molly Ivins: Oh, hell, I can't go on a spiritual

Oh, hell, I can't go on a spiritual journey - I'm constipated. — Molly Ivins

Constipated Quotes By Mykle Hansen: Some managers hire people they're excited to work

Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate. — Mykle Hansen

Constipated Quotes By Jo Nesbo: Reason lives in the head, and faith in

Reason lives in the head, and faith in the heart. They're not always good neighbours. — Jo Nesbo