Constipated Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Constipated

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The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit. — George R R Martin

Of course I would fall for Captain Emotionally Constipated. I could train a rock to hold more affection for me. — K.M. Shea

The origin and the operation of the universe do not require any violations of the laws of physics. — Victor J. Stenger

It's a sensitive thing, playing major league baseball. — Tony La Russa

traffic was as mean as a constipated lion — J.D. Robb

For an artist to marry his model is as fatal as for a gourmet to marry his cook: the one gets no sittings, and the other gets no dinners. — Oscar Wilde

A still more glorious dawn awaits / not a sunrise, but a galaxy-rise / a morning filled with 400 billion suns / the rising of the milky way — Carl Sagan

I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated. — Marvin Gaye

Dog's constipated," said Bert the Shirt.

"Who isn't?" said the Godfather. — Laurence Shames

Our whole business therefore in this life is to restore to health the eye of the heart whereby God may be seen. — Augustine Of Hippo

All atheists must examine the Non Aggression Principle. — Stefan Molyneux

After all, the English are really too much. One can't live in that constipated fashion forever. — Paul Bowles

The whole area of creativity is constipated and frightened. — George Lois

If you did not have any personality, you would have a tremendous presence. The more rigid your personality, the more constipated your whole being. — Jaggi Vasudev

A negative look from someone else may mean nothing more than they're constipated! — Daniel Amen

You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel, Terry Tarsal rudley broke into Marcia's spinning thoughts. — Angie Sage

No one has yet been born in this world that has the independent control to defecate at will. One will realize this when he becomes constipated! — Dada Bhagwan

I did a film a long time ago with a shaved head and I had the ugliest looking head in the world. — Gedde Watanabe

America is a constipated nation ... If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals. — Denis Parsons Burkitt

And the cameras came and went, stealing pieces of our lives to entertain the people. — Kiera Cass

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated. — George Bernard Shaw

All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips. — W.C. Fields

Creators don't criticize, they make others do so. — Toba Beta

I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads to becoming boring and constipated. — W. H. Auden

The crowd had the plump, righteous, slightly constipated look that seems the exclusive province of businessmen who belong to the GOP. — Stephen King

We dream our dreams, she thought, and sometimes they take us places we never anticipate. — Tess Gerritsen

God likes to have his free lunch and be it too. — Richard Dawkins

Ghosts from the past weave spells in the present to draw a veil of secrecy over the future. — Sean Best

If you don't want to know someone, then you will never really know them. — Daisuke Hagiwara

Oh, hell, I can't go on a spiritual journey - I'm constipated. — Molly Ivins

Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate. — Mykle Hansen

Reason lives in the head, and faith in the heart. They're not always good neighbours. — Jo Nesbo