Condoms Quotes
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Man. He felt almost guilty about the condoms in his wallet. A guy wasn't supposed to lust after Beaver Cleaver's mom.
— Jasmine Haynes
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.
— Joycelyn Elders
Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
So, we skipped Annabel, and discussed condoms. I said I liked the orange ones, and we ended our talk in laughter.
— Steven Herrick
What kind of motel sells condoms?" "My favorite kind of motel? — Jennifer L. Armentrout
You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms.
— Henry Rollins
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms.Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Jesus. Why couldn't he have had boys? All boys. Little fucking shits like Cage. A whole slew of 'em he could throw condoms at and be done with it.
— Madeline Sheehan
Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.
— Inga Muscio
Nowadays, you can do anything that you want - anal, oral, fisting - but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
— Slavoj Zizek
Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
— Carroll Bryant
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
She also said you were almost out of condoms and should pick up some more. And to not forget her special cream for her rash.
— Eve Langlais
Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
— Spike Milligan
Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers and never come out.
— Robin Bielman
Only 3 percent of people in the DRC use condoms.
— Amy Lockwood
Some want prayer in school, some want condoms. Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody. — Marshall Fritz
It was too late to buy beer but thank God there's no curfew on condoms.
— Beth Myrle Rice
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.
— Barbara Seaman
You can hand out condoms, drop bombs, build roads, or put in electricity, but until the girls are educated a society won't change.
— Greg Mortenson
This death has been sponsored by Pringles, Taco Bell, Toyota, Trojan Condoms, and one evil, fucking genius.
— Stephanie Jackson
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.
— Martine McCutcheon
There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures.
— Wendy Wright
I didn't look like a woman who might need twelve condoms.
— Cheryl Strayed
Condoms are about as effective against AIDS as a twenty-four-chamber gun instead of a six-chamber gun when playing Russian roulette.
— Peter Kreeft
So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but wear a condom, that's all I can say
— Kenneth Eade
The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.
— Jason Segel
I love when problems have simple solutions. Cold medicine. Umbrellas. Condoms. Tax incentives & subsidies attracting favored industries.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.
— Alyxandra Harvey
Safe sex is an act of self love.
— Miya Yamanouchi
Could be an amazing product, sell like condoms at a high school prom, donuts at a police convention, sunscreen on a Caribbean crush ship.
— Dennis Vickers
It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.
— Jarod Kintz
Now I have to think about whether I shoved the condoms in the fridge with the scallops.
— Tawna Fenske
It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them.
— Karen Marie Moning
You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?
— Stephani Hecht
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
— Robert Rubin
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.
— Robbie Williams
She wondered if J.D. had polo ponies on his condoms.
— Julie James
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms
— Richard Branson
No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.
— Natasha Friend
We need condoms for the heart.
— Jen Frederick
Any reason why we couldn't just ditch the condoms from now on?" Surprise
— Madeleine Urban