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Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
— Laurence J. Peter
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.
— Barbara Seaman
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
— Charlie Sheen
The Terrible Truth is that brutality is part of human nature, and all the laws in the world can't neuter it.
— Greg Iles
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
To those that have smelled death, life has a fragrance that can never be explained to the ignorant.
— Jury Nel
Friends end. But family will stay when your friendship ends
— Misti Hemlock
I have not art to reckon my groans, but that I love thee best, oh, most best, believe it.
— William Shakespeare
Was there ever a trap to match the trap of love?
— Stephen King