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Computers Funny Quotes By Alan Autry: We must be willing to courageously invest in

We must be willing to courageously invest in our city. — Alan Autry

Computers Funny Quotes By Agnes Martin: I think everyone is born 100 percent ego,

I think everyone is born 100 percent ego, and after that it's just adjustment. — Agnes Martin

Computers Funny Quotes By Ben Affleck: I'm not the most loathsome man in the

I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine. — Ben Affleck

Computers Funny Quotes By Clint Howard: Acting is a great gig. It pays well,

Acting is a great gig. It pays well, I get to meet some nice people, and it allows me to play a lot of golf. I'm a real lucky guy. — Clint Howard

Computers Funny Quotes By Donald Knuth: Computers are good at following instructions, but not

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind. — Donald Knuth

Computers Funny Quotes By Alan Turing: One day ladies will take their computers for

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning". — Alan Turing

Computers Funny Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: No one messes around with a nerd's computer

No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Computers Funny Quotes By Bernardo Bertolucci: If New York is the Big Apple, tonight

If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple. — Bernardo Bertolucci

Computers Funny Quotes By Ray Kurzweil: [In] 2029, I think, computers will match and

[In] 2029, I think, computers will match and exceed human intelligence in the ways we're now superior, like being funny, where we still have an edge. — Ray Kurzweil

Computers Funny Quotes By Edward Britton: Compassion comes from the heart, not the government.

Compassion comes from the heart, not the government. — Edward Britton

Computers Funny Quotes By Michel, 14th Prince Of Ligne: Even beauty may present a prism wearying to

Even beauty may present a prism wearying to the eye. — Michel, 14th Prince Of Ligne

Computers Funny Quotes By Wim Crouwel: Living with computers gives funny ideas.

Living with computers gives funny ideas. — Wim Crouwel

Computers Funny Quotes By Clarice Lispector: It is curious that I can't say who

It is curious that I can't say who I am. That is to say, I know it all too well, but I can't say it. — Clarice Lispector

Computers Funny Quotes By Tracey Ullman: Why does everyone think the future is space

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? — Tracey Ullman

Computers Funny Quotes By Cory Doctorow: What if I got hit by lightning while

What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! — Cory Doctorow

Computers Funny Quotes By Terri Windling: Happiness is a talent like any other. It's

Happiness is a talent like any other. It's another art form. Some people are good at it, some people aren't. — Terri Windling

Computers Funny Quotes By Jacqueline Wilson: Bertie's my name and flirting's my game, I've

Bertie's my name and flirting's my game, I've an eye for every girl. Don't give a fig! I have a little chat, then give 'em a pat, — Jacqueline Wilson

Computers Funny Quotes By Martha Grimes: When you write the first book of a

When you write the first book of a series, you do have to be careful what you put in because then you are stuck with it. — Martha Grimes