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When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day. — Seth Lloyd

If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie. — Sally Phillips

What about WRITING it first and rationalizing it afterwards? — Larry Wall

I don't use a computer. We have too much information and it's really impossible to filter it. — Mikhail Prokhorov

Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it. — Sorin Suciu

I have a television, but it's not connected to anything. I watch everything on my computer. — Natasha Lyonne

It used to be the program's purpose to instruct our computers; it became the computer's purpose to execute our programs. — Edsger Dijkstra

To have paranoia, it's nothing bad it's like your antivurs system on your computer, it makes as much secure as possible. — Deyth Banger

The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank. — John Cale

When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.' — Benjamin R. Smith

I've always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well, ... My wife says she's a widow to the computer. — Scott Simon

Writing is a lot like making soup. My subconscious cooks the idea, but I have to sit down at the computer to pour it out. — Robin Wells

It was like listening to two badly written computer programs trying to convince each other that they were sentient. — Greg Egan

Because I don't believe that it's really desirable to have security on a computer, I shouldn't be willing to help uphold the security regime. — Richard Stallman

To sit down at a computer every day and write a script is commendable. I don't have the patience for it, but I have some fantastic ideas. — Shiloh Fernandez

When I'm sitting at home in the off season and I don't have anything to do, I watch tennis on my computer. It's kind of boring. It's something to do. — Sloane Stephens

Title everything you do, if for no other reason than so you can find it again on your computer. — James Gurney

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive — Joseph Weizenbaum

Your mind and a computer have one thing in common: neither of them know the difference between the truth ... and what you tell it. — Ken Blanchard

If you're working on a computer and you're editing bass, it looks like a warm curvy, sort of feminine object. — Colin Greenwood

Is it possible for g.r to put the g.r page back into my computer because I lost the data. — Vincent Collins

It is very unlikely that the computer will displace the books, except in areas where we need information speedily. — Daniel J. Boorstin

Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element. — Rupert Giles

If there is a community of computers living in my head, there had also better be somebody who is in charge; and, by God, it had better be me. — Jerry Fodor

It is hard to smash a computer when you're laughing. — Bill Gates

There is a sort of convergence starting to happen between the computer and musical instruments, but it's still quite a long way off. — Brian Eno

Every time I learn a new thing to do on my computer, I have to write it down so that I can remember it. — Betty Parsons

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie. — Karl Lehenbauer

Today they may not even be able to experiment with such technologies if their in-house computer systems are restricted by their IT departments. — John Palfrey

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. — Isaac Asimov

I don't even have cable anymore, or a television. I just watch on computers. It's clearly the future of where we're heading. — Famke Janssen

I like computers. It's the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally. — Bill Vaughan

Describing one competitive advantage of IBM's Deep Blue chess computer. It has no fear. — Yasser Seirawan

I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little. — James Marsters

Nobody wants another computer hacker movie, unless it's something amazingly different. — John Badham

It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too. — Eugene Wigner

I remember turning in my first assignment in elementary school using the computer and the teachers were kind of confused that I had printed it. — Larry Page

I don't tolerate anything that runs slowly. Whether it be a phone, tablet or computer, it has to run at optimum speed. — Joe Trohman

It's doubtful that any fiction worth reading has been produced on a computer running Windows Vista. — Lynn Coady

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. — Bill Gates

If true computer music were ever written, it would only be listened to by other computers. — Michael Crichton

When I'm doing work online or on the computer, it's one thing. When I want to read, I want to go elsewhere, and I want to be away from the screen. — Dave Eggers

It's not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy. Computers have to become human-literate. — Nicholas Negroponte

Now they can do all these magic things with computers. So you think you get to do something in a movie and you find out you don't get to really do it. — Angelina Jolie

I didn't realize how slow my four-year-old MacBook was until the web team wanted to start using it as the benchmark for a slow computer experience. — Chris Milk

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. — Dick Brandon

There may be writing groups where people meet but it's occasional. You really do it all at your own computer or your own typewriter by yourself. — Anne Rice

A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows — Linus Torvalds

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. — Alan Perlis

I'm not really a computer guy. It's like recess. I'd rather be outside getting dirty in the sandbox. — Matt Barr

No computer is ever going to ask a new, reasonable question. It takes trained people to do that. — Grace Hopper

If the Devil is an evil computer, who the hell programmed it? Who is the Dr. Frankestein of this abominable character? — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I use the computer as a paintbrush. It enables me to do in hours what would have taken months. — Leon Max

It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer. — Keith Fullerton Whitman

I can't read a computer screen and never use a calculator. It's all in my head and by hand. — Simon Reuben

Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users? — Clifford Stoll

How does it feel to be seven thousand years old?"
"That depends."
"On what?"
"On how I want to feel. — Greg Egan

It doesn't matter how physically fit or tough you are, if you fail to use natures computer between your ears. — Gerry Stewart

It is harder to defend a computer than to attack it. — Mark Bowden

Every child should learn to program a computer because it will teach you how to think. — Steve Jobs

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various

E-mail is the most influential application ever to appear on a personal computer, and it remains sadly deficient. — Alan Cooper

From my experience, QuickBooks is the easiest to use of the computer packages available. It also has a handy — Max Newnham

An old guy was asked if he had ever googled himself. Probably not computer literate, he answered: "Of course, we all did, but we didn't call it that. — Mike Bove

He stopped what he was doing and pulled out his magic phone.
Okay, the phone wasn't magic, but it does things my computer struggles with. — Patricia Briggs

I invented it, Bill made it famous. — David Bradley

Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer. — Ricky Gervais

With current technology it is possible to put four floppy disk drives in a personal computer. It is just that doing so would be pointless. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. — Emo Philips

Computer animation is one way to liberate people from their circumstantial gravity, and it is one way to give them mental freedom. — Cai Guo-Qiang

If anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. — John Green

Family life is not a computer program that runs on its own; it needs continual input from everyone. — Neil Kurshan

Whether it's a computer or a pen drawing, design is about drawing shapes and making physical things. — Jake Barton

You will not even have enough time to go online and download all the patches to your computer before it is infected. — Mikko Hypponen

As a writer, you sit around a computer all day, and it's too easy to open another tab and keep Rotten Tomatoes there. — Evan Daugherty

Is there a way to to contact someone's computer with yours?"
"Yes. It's called email," Wyatt replied. — S.J. Kincaid

It's amazing to me that owning your own computer was considered impossible. — Randy Wigginton

I've got a computer, but I won't go near it. — Jo Stafford

Computer programming is pretty much guaranteed income. I'm good at it, and I like it. — Andy Weir

Twenty years ago the computer was a babbling box. Now it is a boasting beast. — David Luiz

Intelligence cannot be present without understanding. No computer has any awareness of what it does. — Roger Penrose

I sit and reach for the computer.
I look at its battery.
I envy how often it dies. — Spencer Madsen

I had a running compiler and nobody would touch it. They told me computers could only do arithmetic. — Grace Hopper

It just didn't occur to me, sitting at my computer, that I would end up travelling all over the world. — Jimmy Wales

I understand then that giving me the computer is not really a gift. But maybe my taking it is. — Gayle Forman

Computer photography won't be photography as we know it. I think photography will always be chemical. — Annie Leibovitz

It's an incredible privilege to be able to sit in front of a computer and spend a few hours just thinking and writing. — Nick Blaemire

Computer technology is so built into our lives that it's part of the surround of every artist. — Steven Levy

Remember, though, that debugging is as much art as it is computer science [..] — Michael A. Vine

... As far I did it... I lost playing against my computer... and I won against my computer. So far that was well played game. — Deyth Banger

Nobody should have children just because it made the photo library on the computer more interesting. — Nick Hornby

I spend almost as much time figuring out what's wrong with my computer as I do actually using it. — Clifford Stoll

Chess is thirty to forty percent psychology. You don't have this when you play a computer. I can't confuse it — Judit Polgar

Passwords are like underwear: you don't let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn't share it with strangers. — Chris Pirillo

To computer purchasers, it looks like they're spending more money for more CPUs and the computer is doing less work! — Anonymous

Laptop computers dramatically increased the time people spend doing work. (The internet dramatically decreased it, so we're even). — Seth Godin

The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! — Richard P. Feynman

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I don't have a computer, but when I get access to one, I'm always looking myself up on Google, because it's exciting. — Willis Earl Beal

Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. — Bill Gates