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Computer Humor Quotes By Abigail Roux: What's proper workplace etiquette for picking up computer

What's proper workplace etiquette for picking up computer and tossing out window? Open window first or break glass? — Abigail Roux

Computer Humor Quotes By Sorin Suciu: Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye

Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it. — Sorin Suciu

Computer Humor Quotes By Alan Kay: I don't know how many of you have

I don't know how many of you have ever met Dijkstra, but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras. — Alan Kay

Computer Humor Quotes By The Oatmeal: I did not become a runner to lose

I did not become a runner to lose weight, I did it to escape my computer — The Oatmeal

Computer Humor Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? - Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Computer Humor Quotes By T.J. Klune: A travesty of epic proportions," Tock agreed. "How

A travesty of epic proportions," Tock agreed. "How much you wanna bet they couldn't even turn the computer on? — T.J. Klune

Computer Humor Quotes By Will Ferrell: Before you marry a person you should first

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. — Will Ferrell

Computer Humor Quotes By Cesar Hidalgo: In the U.S. there are two types of

In the U.S. there are two types of hipsters: those who know how to program and those who serve coffee. — Cesar Hidalgo

Computer Humor Quotes By Chuck Klosterman: Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and

Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class. — Chuck Klosterman

Computer Humor Quotes By Peter Clines: Maybe there's a computer down in the basement,"

Maybe there's a computer down in the basement," she said, "and we need to keep punching the numbers in. — Peter Clines

Computer Humor Quotes By Larry Wall: I'm sorry, but you just made me lose

I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable. — Larry Wall

Computer Humor Quotes By Charles Stross: The chip that functions abnormally will be desoldered,

The chip that functions abnormally will be desoldered, as they say. — Charles Stross

Computer Humor Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: No one messes around with a nerd's computer

No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Computer Humor Quotes By Emo Philips: My computer beat me at checkers, but I

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. — Emo Philips

Computer Humor Quotes By Carrie Ann Ryan: Break something on the computer again with those

Break something on the computer again with those big man hands?"

"Shut up, minion," he teased. — Carrie Ann Ryan