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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine — Jamie Delano

Breaking news gently is a misnomer. News doesn't break, people do, no matter how you try to cushion the blow. — Erica O'Rourke

A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club. — Stephen King

Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse. — Quentin Crisp

I wouldn't overall say that The Diagnosis it's a funny book. I would say that it has comic moments. It's a modern tragedy. — Alan Lightman

Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave. — Indira Gandhi

Now get out in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans — James Herbert

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. — Matt Groening

I think it's nice to get a break from all of the big Hollywood comic book action-movies and see something that's relatable and funny and interesting. — Aubrey Plaza

Death is complicated."

-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi

The magic formula that successful businesses have discovered is to treat customers like guests and employees like people. — Tom Peters

Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy. — Ian McEwan

It is not the place that maketh the person, but the person that maketh the place honorable. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Liveliness in a teacher does not mean that students will be lively. — Sam Pickering

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life. — Joan Rivers

That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack) — Jamie Delano

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim