Comedy Romance Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Comedy Romance

Comedy Romance Quotes & Sayings

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Trust me... It's not called Wicked Pleasure for nothing. You won't be able to put it down once you start!!! — Scarlett Avery

She had platonic all but tattooed on her forehead. — Kelly Moran

Why have one alpha billionaire when you can have two? — Scarlett Avery

Check my riddle, and I'll let you play my fiddle. — Zack Love

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear! — Vonnie Davis

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

Uh-uh. We are not even going to start with the whole I come in peace thing, E.T. — Patricia Eimer

Keep cool, Corri. Don't panic until he says the word "alien." That's the time to panic. — Patricia Eimer

You wish for what's called wooing. This customary game, where the man shows the woman that resistance is impractical, strikes me as quite pointless. — Tara West

It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you'll sweat like a fat whore at confession. — Robyn Peterman

Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink. — Melodie Campbell

What exactly does the I in FBI stand for?" ~Maggie Mae Castro — Beth Yarnall

Eventually, you're gonna have to let someone in. — Cassia Leo

Cooper! Help!'
The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad. — Molly Harper

I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way. — Lisa Renee Jones

Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro — Beth Yarnall

He had learned Lesson One: Let French women tell you what they want. — Peggy Kopman-Owens

A deep feeling of satisfaction coursed through me. I knew I had found my place in the universe. — Beate Boeker

He pulled forth and waggled a leash.

A leash.

To go around her neck. — Eve Langlais

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

She was thinking of doing a little Cuervo therapy. — Kelly Moran

They did it quite a lot after that first encounter" ... when Jill remembers first meeting the dashing Baron. — Lisa McKnight

A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn't leave me for someone prettier. — Cindi Madsen

I didn't wait for Luck. I raced after it with a truck. — A.A. Bell

Jake and Hunter will make you forget all other book boyfriends you thought you loved! — Scarlett Avery

A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right? — Molly Harper

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. — Cassia Leo

Claire, if you don't move, I will have served two tours of duty only to die in this bed. — Marissa Clarke

If I looked like him," Tara said. "I'd want to have sex with myself. All the time. — Jill Shalvis

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol. — Vonnie Davis

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

Mark Twain said, "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." Dorsey Bing said, "I'll take womankind's greatest blessing: more wine. — CeCe Osgood

Why Have One Heart-Stopping Alpha Billionaire When You Can Have 2? — Scarlett Avery

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes

I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last. — Flora Roberts

Scarlett Garcia fell at the feet of no gloriously delicious man! — Lola Stark

Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly. — Sharon Sant

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way? — Vonnie Davis

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. — Katie Graykowski

Yes, Trina. Really, I'll show up to help you. Really, I'll bring a friend. Really, I'm not a total dick. I just play one on TV. — Lisa Brown Roberts

I thank God every day for bringing you into my life. I know I don't deserve you, but I'm a better man because of you. — Danielle Jamie

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt. — Vonnie Davis

Big, strapping macho guys were like liquid diets
they were great for emergencies, but she wouldn't want to be on one all the time. — Stephanie Bond

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching. — Katie Graykowski

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit? — Robyn Peterman

Don't you worry, darlin'," he says, his intensely blue eyes full of mischief. "I like surprises — Lisa Daily

How can I be more important than someone else? Isn't every life important? — Shelley K. Wall

Goodbyes are not forever. They are always partnered with see you again. — Mathilda Maldita

I sighed. 'Ah spite, the stuff of fairy tales. — Molly Harper

Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me? — Cassia Leo

The door to Jakes' office slammed against the wall, and Vivi barreled through the opening. "Turn this ship around right now. — Cheryl Sterling

Just when you think things can't get any naughtier... they do! — Scarlett Avery

Abbey was born to sophistication, whereas I was more Barbara than Buckingham Palace Windsor. — Samantha Tonge

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast. — Vonnie Davis

...your heart spoke for you. You gave up everything for me. — Camilla Isley

Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack. — Rose Pressey

You're one tough egg to crack. You know that? You're like a Kinder egg wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma. — Cassia Leo

You called the guy you're supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don't find that a bit nerdy? — A.J. Wiliams

Then maybe you'll believe me when I say ... you're pretty fucking special, Laney Hill. — Cassia Leo

I've been producing for 13 years. I've made a string of joyful movies with positive messages about comedy, love and romance. — Drew Barrymore

If you love something, let it go.
If you don't love something, definitely let it go.
Basically, just drop everything, who cares. — B.J. Novak

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

Whatever you say, sweetheart." He sent her a wink, a devilish one, the same one he no doubt used to sear the panties off his dates. — Jessica Lemmon

You know what the secret to a happy life is?"
"No regrets. Just live in the moment. — Nicole Christie

Success=Assinchair — Judy Griffith Gill

How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved? — Cassia Leo

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?"
"Petty Male Shit," she yelled. — Vonnie Davis

Nothing is less trustworthy than a woman's tears. — Wataru Watari

I could run, too, but my feet hurt. It's tough being a fashion vixen. — Kimberly Raye

For a long time we sit there not saying anything, enjoying the quiet of the bay and the occasional steamy knee bump. — Lisa Daily

Just in front of her lay the Congaree Swamp National Forest. To prove it, a mosquito the size of a kitten landed on her arm and prepared to drill. — Sela Carsen

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

I rock in his arms under the stars and the blanket of night air, unwilling or unable to tear myself away. — Lisa Daily

The only thing better than a cowboy in Wranglers is a cowboy out of Wranglers. — Scarlett Avery

I wondered if this was how it felt to sell your soul to the devil. I bet there were awesome cookies in hell, too. — Lisa Brown Roberts

She came out of nowhere like a two-by-four against the skull, knocking all common sense out of him and turning him into a walking woody. — Marissa Clarke

You want me to pin my entire operation, the entire revolution on some teenaged love story? I can't believe this. — Victoria Aveyard

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat. — Jonas Eriksson

Well, that explains the dreamy accent. And why transvestites would make him feel homesick.
- SINGLE-MINDED — Lisa Daily

I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser. — Kimberly Raye

Stop," he murmured, or at least that's what he meant to say. It came out sounding more like "Yes," which probably wasn't the same thing at all. — Tawna Fenske

Two Strapping Alpha Billionaires. One Girl Looking For A Fresh Start. A Heck of A Wild Ride! — Scarlett Avery

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy... or two! — Scarlett Avery

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot. — Vonnie Davis

When I go to the movies, I like romance, comedy, and thrillers. I hate gore. — Peter Weller

I know nothing about love and romance, so I prefer to stick to just comedy. — Sandra Bullock

Some people say Earth is the bottom level of Purgatory.' She pointed toward the floor and frowned.
'I call it the top floor of Hell. — Tara West

I have written some very strict University rules that I plan to stick to:
1. No Alcohol
2. No cigarettes
3. No Boys
4. No Going Home — Anna Bloom

Girls, we're fiction editors
we know how to plot, and we know how to cover our tracks. We can teach Jerry Key a lesson he'll never forget. — Stephanie Bond

She couldn't be the first alien to crash-land on twenty-first-century Earth. — Patricia Eimer

This is my heart on CRACK. Robin when she sees Creek — Diane J. Reed

Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing — Skye Daphne

Everyone has a secret. — Kristine Cuevas

If you don't have sex with me right now, I swear I will light you on fire and bury your body in the desert. — Patricia Eimer

No civilized being lived in North Dakota. — Lois Greiman

Normally I didn't attend my father's funerals unless I was scheduled to sing, but it wasn't every day Dad buried a rock star. — Linda Budzinski

What are you thinking?" I ask.
"That I wish this was my home, too."
I have nothing to say to this, so I kiss him instead. — Anna Bloom