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I'm pretty goofy. I really do like to sing and dance in real life. I'm a rhythmic person. I love comedy; I love making people laugh. That's my brand. — Xosha Roquemore

There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world. — Hillary DePiano

We all say and do things we regret, but it's never to late to change, apologize and become a better person — Thomas Amo

It has been proven that the universe is computationally equivalent to my ego. — Stephen Wolfram

I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. — Ashton Kutcher

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. — Steven Wright

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler

Basically I'm a very serious person, but I think the form it takes with me is comedy. I see the amusing side of all potentially pompous situations. — Peter Ustinov

Comedy is not something that a person can fake or learn how to do. — Lizzy Caplan

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy. — Zach Galifianakis

No matter how much you knelt and prayed, you still had to eat three meals a day and have a job and live in the world. — Sylvia Plath

Comedy is the difference between how you see a person and how they see themselves. — Douglas Coupland

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

The best comedy on earth shows up when an immoral person talks about the morals! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I'd love to be able to do a comedy like 'Dr. Strangelove.' I'm not a very serious person. Really, I'm very silly. — Denis Villeneuve

The unknown is always frightening. — Naveen Andrews

Players grunt, coaches yell, and pads and helmets crack, creating a frightening symphony of future early-onset dementia. — Nate Jackson

I'm not a particularly shiny, happy person. I'm fairly cynical, and that's what draws me to comedy. — Elizabeth Banks

Lillian shut her eyes briefly, as if she hoped when she opened them she would behold a world in which people never said ridiculous things. — Sarah Rees Brennan

sarchasm n. The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Steven Pinker

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

nepotism, patronage, political corruption, and ethnic divisions. — Wayne Worcester

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try. — Gabriel Iglesias

Grisha, a fat, solemn little person of seven, was standing by the kitchen door listening and peeping through the keyhole. — Anton Chekhov

I read many things. I read to fill in my knowledge of the world. — V.S. Naipaul

If someone like this were to like me, to like my comedy, and to like the way I conduct myself professionally, it would mean that I suck as a person. — Patton Oswalt

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person. — Richard Pryor

That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset. — Anthony Jeselnik

The wages Haiti requires by law belong in the department of science fiction: actual wages on coffee plantations vary from $.07 to $.15 a day — Eduardo Galeano

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero. — Dawn French

I love comedy because I'm naturally a very silly person. — Tamala Jones

He just happens to be even more beautiful in person than on Twitter, and screw this- he's totally from Saturn. Earthlings don't look like this. — Nikki Godwin