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My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done. — Woody Allen

I don't eat chicken abortions! — Cecily Von Ziegesar

You really try to work the character out and spend time in the headspace of the character. That's what I did. — James Norton

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes. — Chris Hardwick

I'm an actor. I've always been an actor. I've always approached all my comedy as an actor. I don't really care about jokes either. I tire of jokes. — Brett Gelman

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

If I wasn't making music I would probably be in the woods with a big deer ... .Talking to myself. — Jared Leto

Jasper!" Casey shouts, startling the young woman. "My cargo is talking to me! — Nathan Reese Maher

When I watch a comedy that's just hitting you over the head with jokes constantly, some really hit, but if they miss, you're like, 'Eh.' — David Walton

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks!
-Totie Fields- — David DeBacco

Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes. — Steve Martin

I don't think God cares if I wear nail polish or not. I don't think that's a deal breaker for him. — Sofia Vergara

Two heads are better than one only if they contain different opinions. — Kenneth Kaye

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire

Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes. — Rob Walton

All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us. — Yahoo Serious

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. — Joel McHale

Yet another example of how every girl had to be one or the other: Pretty or smart. — Megan McCafferty

I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I'm the worst. I like physical comedy; it's where I feel comfortable. — Malin Akerman

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive. — Demetri Martin

All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories. — Michael Schur

Sometimes, comedy and entertainment is not all about telling jokes; sometimes you just have to be you for a few moments. — Ray William Johnson

I go outside, bundled against the wind from the east. I wander the streets of my past, waiting for one more dawn. — Jason Heller

There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and '60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to jokes. We were more socially aware. — Bob Newhart

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. — Bruce Robinson

It's better to die free than live life in a cage. — Jordan Dane

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

could hear Rico's ass laughing in the background like I was some nigga on Comedy Central telling jokes and shit — Lucinda John

You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences. — Auliq Ice

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part. — Maria Bamford

The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around the jokes. — Paul Feig

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes. — Felipe Esparza

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes. — Desi Arnaz