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When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. — Brian P. Cleary

Your earthly body is after all nothing more than a dress and inside it is a finer dress, and you yourself are in this finer dress. — Manfred Kyber

The poet is a man who lives at last by watching his moods. An old poet comes at last to watch his moods as narrowly as a cat does a mouse. — Henry David Thoreau

There was, apparently, no honor in driver's ed. — E.K. Johnston

[Billy Strayhorn] understood the violin as well as he understood Jazz, and he wrote for the violin as a violin. — Stephane Grappelli

I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy. — Louie Anderson

I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids. — Dane Cook

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. — Russell Brand

It won't take me a minute to kill you. - Felix — Donna Galanti

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen. — Jill Shalvis

From being a young kid I was always drawing and painting, usually stuff like private parts or bloody images but always with a comedy twist to it. — Tom Six

I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids. — Kristen Schaal

Not seeing a tsunami or an economic event coming is excusable; building something fragile to them is not. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want to do that.' — Hannibal Buress

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it. — Bill Hicks

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year. — Derek The Ghost

Be happy for no reason. — Charles F. Glassman

I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album. — Stephen Colbert

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. — Zach Braff

I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did. — Eugene Mirman

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

We are treasure chests with more jewels inside than we can imagine. — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

In London, Man is the most secret animal on earth. — Laurie Lee

It's not healthy having God sleeping right there where we can all watch him dream. It scares the shit out of us. It scares the shit out of me. — James S.A. Corey