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Comedy Central Stand Up Quotes & Sayings

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When someone stirs a world of emotion in you and it's so intense you can barely stand to be with him. — Lang Leav

God exalts the man who humbles himself. — Miguel De Cervantes

There is no pathos more bitter than that of parting from someone we have never met. — P.G. Wodehouse

My life goes in four-year cycles. The World Cup is every four years and the Olympics are every four years. — Hope Solo

It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me. — Daniel Tosh

Israel is a democratic state with an independent judiciary, a free press and a diverse population of many cultures, religions and creeds. — Jonathan Sacks

I don't think I was a good comedian. — Brigitte Bardot

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. — Julie Brown