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A child is never the author of his own history. — Sebastian Barry

You could say I'm a mod, but with a small 'm'; I don't wear a parka, but I do question what I wear and what I listen to, which is what it's all about. — Martin Freeman

We don't fight about money ... I hate to see people fight about money. — Christie Hefner

She made room for the discarded foot on the table, setting it up like a shrine amid the wrenches and lug nuts, before — Marissa Meyer

What impressed me most about New York were its huge apartment houses. — Ethel Waters

I love the absurd - kind of absurdist comedy, absurd things in life. — Rose McGowan

I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone. — John Lydon

How do the geese know when to fly to the sun? — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I think good comedy is a commitment to the absurd in that the situation for the actors should be virtually played like a drama. — Peter Billingsley

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

The only way I'd ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard — Josh Stern

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window — Josh Stern

When you take a character seriously, there's more room for comedy because you're not aware of how absurd you are. — Robin McLeavy

The greatest single lesson to be learned from golf is mental discipline. — Louise Suggs

I despise Wednesdays! They are the Marquis de Sade of the work week. Wednesday are so awful that...wait..what? It's Thurs? (face-palm) — L.G.A. McIntyre

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society — Josh Stern

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working — Josh Stern

I like gross generalizations ... I also like disgusting specifics! — Josh Stern

It is better to seek redemption than chase riches. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Never' is an unquantifiable and unrealistic amount of time. — Ruth Cardello

The more rapidly the water moves, the lighter it seems. — Kathy Acker

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern

The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death. — Kurt Vonnegut

In comedy, something may be more absurd, but you have to believe just as much as you do when you're doing drama. — Jenna Elfman

If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern

In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs. — Steve Martin

That voice that cries out doesn't have to be a weakling's does it? — John Osborne

In what concerns divine things, belief is not appropriate. Only certainty will do. Anything less than certainty is unworthy of God. — Simone Weil

Oh my God. I kneed him in the wiener. And oh my frigging God, it was like stone. — Christine Bell