Comedian Life Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Comedian Life

Comedian Life Quotes & Sayings

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Though our holy religion teaches us to be for peace, yet it does not forbid us to provide for war. — Matthew Henry

There will be a moment of silence while our prints do the talking. — Lilly Pulitzer

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Lord Rees-Mogg argues that the time for reconciliation in Tibet is passing with the looming departure of its spiritual leader. — William Rees-Mogg

All comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life. — David Letterman

The worst thing that can happen to a comedian is to do a documentary on your life and you're watching it with an audience and there's not a laugh. — David Steinberg

A humorist is a writer who's not funny enough to call themselves a comedian. — Dan Alatorre

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live. — Denis Leary

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey

[O]nce you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand. - The Skin Horse from The Velveteen Rabbit — Margery Williams

My only goal as a comedian was to stomp the life out of the model-minority myth. — Eddie Huang

Love is not an emotion, it's a choice. — Marie Hall

As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that. — Jerry Seinfeld

Better to be safe than sorry. — Samuel Lover

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. — Greg Behrendt

I have an incredible relationship with dogs. I'm kind of a dog-whisperer. — Mary Ellen Mark

A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people. — Vir Das

I'm a comedian in real life. I always goof around; I'm out-going; and I talk with everybody, especially through Twitter these days! — Sean Berdy

I think if you come straight on honest as much as you can, eventually that turns into success. Maybe not as quick as you'd like. — Jennifer Warnes

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998) — Henny Youngman

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian. — Adam Sandler

My OkCupid co-founders are my best friends. We were in each other's weddings. — Sam Yagan

I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. — Kyle Kinane

If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life. — Rob Brydon

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. — Woody Allen

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year. — Elayne Boosler

I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again. — George Carlin

I've always loved soul, R&B, doo-wop and blues, and I've wanted to make a record like that for years. — Nathaniel Rateliff

Nothing hinders a cure so much as frequent changes of treatment. — Seneca.

If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life. — Judd Apatow

My life is what it is, and I can't change it. I can change the future, but I can't do anything about the past. — Alex Trebek

The few wonders of the world only exist while there are those with the sight to see them. — Charles De Lint

Something about being rejected at Church Camp felt so much more awful than being rejected at school. — Craig Thompson