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I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.
— Anthony Jeselnik
In a cab home from a jazz club, he said, "You act like I just want to sleep with you." He said, "I want to everything with you.
— Melissa Bank
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.
— Anthony Jeselnik
An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Anger is poison. You must purge it from your mind or else it will corrupt your better nature.
— Christopher Paolini
The whole campaign was a tragic case of mistaken identity.
— George McGovern
I didn't lose my mind,it was mine to give away — Robbie Williams
Everybody had a hard year,everybody had a good time,
everybody had a wet dream,
everybody saw the sun shine ... — The Beatles
The bottom string is tuned to an open G.
— Jules Shear
Kirito . . . teach me how to use a sword.
— Reki Kawahara
Hatred which is completely vanquished by love passes into love: and love is thereupon greater than if hatred had not preceded it ...
— Baruch Spinoza
