Color Funny Quotes
Collection of top 22 famous quotes about Color Funny
Color Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Being a vegetarian really saves lives.
— Esha Gupta
Your hair is the color of dirt," she said. "It knows where it came from." "That's funny," Blue noted, "because then mine should be that color, too.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised.
— Rachel Maddow
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
— Denis Leary
Do I look as pretty as I feel?
— Alexandra Bracken
Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you're wearing.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Little less than a promise, and a little more than a chance.
— David Levithan
Read Voraciously. Write Passionately.
— Ruby Merritt
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
— Bill Engvall
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.
— George Best
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
— Jerry Seinfeld
You can't heal hurt with hate.
— K.L. Hawker
We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.
— E.L. James
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
— Margaret Cho
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
