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Colonoscopy Humor Quotes By Matthew Mather: Trying to act normal with FBI running from

Trying to act normal with FBI running from office to office, was like trying to carry on a conversation when having a colonoscopy. — Matthew Mather

Colonoscopy Humor Quotes By P.J. Harvey: Hit her with a hammerteeth smashed inred tongues

Hit her with a hammer
teeth smashed in
red tongues twitching
look inside a skeleton — P.J. Harvey

Colonoscopy Humor Quotes By Jo Walton: Certainty closes many doors," he replied. "It leads

Certainty closes many doors," he replied. "It leads to dogmatism. Souls accept what they know and stop striving upwards. — Jo Walton

Colonoscopy Humor Quotes By Shigesato Itoi: I don't want to work on stuff I

I don't want to work on stuff I don't like. — Shigesato Itoi

Colonoscopy Humor Quotes By Dante Alighieri: A fair request should be followed by the

A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence. — Dante Alighieri

Colonoscopy Humor Quotes By Robert Kiyosaki: You can tell a person's past, present and

You can tell a person's past, present and future by listening to the words they use. — Robert Kiyosaki

Colonoscopy Humor Quotes By Sia Furler: Fame made me develop a panic disorder.

Fame made me develop a panic disorder. — Sia Furler

Colonoscopy Humor Quotes By William Gaddis: He walked out into the cold morning asking

He walked out into the cold morning asking himself this heretical question: Can you start measuring a minute at any instant you wish? — William Gaddis