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Colon Quotes & Sayings

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Everybody has a colon. Everyone over 50 needs to get their colon checked. — Julie Gerberding

Shaking his head at the way of the world, Fred Colon walked right up to the wall so cruelly - or cruelleah - denuded of its covering. — Terry Pratchett

There is no pleasure so acute as that of a well-placed semi-colon. (the author is actually quoting a friend here) — Mary Norris

Far too much reorganization goes on all the time. Organizitis is like a spastic colon. — Peter Drucker

Dear, the man can't be eviscerated because he has no viscera. He's a walking colon. If you cut him open, you only end up covered in crap. — Dean Koontz

Leadership is knowing what you want and making it happen. — Miriam Colon

Specifically, they'd used genetic material from colon cancer, one of the more robust strains, and the results had been striking. The — Tom Clancy

Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you. — Travis Barker

Fiber has a beneficial effect in preventing colon cancer. — David Jenkins

You deserve what you tollerate. — Ramon Colon-Lopez

To be mulcted of our money and mutilated of our property is serious enough: to be deprived of our colon would be intolerable. — Eric Partridge

I'm in love with a boy with a troubled colon. — Robert Gipe

You don't know what a semi-colon does ... sort of like my act. — Rob Cantrell

Life keep passing you by as you grow old But what you been trought stays no matter how much you grow with the years that what make you who you are — D.L. Colon

Add up the bastard!" shouted Nobby enthusiastically. "Total, Nobby," said Colon. "You mean 'total. — Terry Pratchett

There are but a few blood purifiers and these are all in the body. We know them as the liver, kidneys, lungs, colon, and a few glands. — Herbert M. Shelton

This explains why I've been making Recession Tea- letting a teabag steep for half the time it should so I can use it again for a second cup later. — Suzan Colon

The Lady takes most mortals unto her bosom by maladies of the colon."
"Death by constipation? — Steven Erikson

People just don't know that you can have colon cancer and be completely asymptomatic and healthy. — Julie Gerberding

Coffee is already known to be a preventive factor against mild depression, Parkinson's disease, and colon and rectal cancers. — Chris Kilham

People are not meant to be alone, as the word itself is made of two syllables. — Kimberlee Colon

I have had Crohn's for about 19 years. It is a debilitating disease that affects my colon. — Mike McCready

Every organ, gland and cell in the body is affected by the condition of the colon. — Norman W. Walker

Next to the semi-colon, quotation marks seem to be the chief butts of reformatory ardor. — H.L. Mencken

I would die at the stake rather than change a semi-colon! — Edmond Rostand

I did with my wife a comic book for the Raynham Hall Museum in Long Island. They sell the book every single time a busload of kids comes in. — Ernie Colon

Screening for colon cancer can stop cancer in its tracks. — Hill Harper

Sergeant Colon was lost in admiration. He'd seen people bluff on a bad hand, but he'd never seen anyone bluff with no cards. — Terry Pratchett

The state of the health of the individual is equivalent to the state to the health of the colon. — Woody Harrelson

A dash is a mark of separation stronger than a comma, less formal than a colon, and more relaxed than parentheses. — William Strunk Jr.

I'm no more than a comma in life. I who am a colon. Thou, thou art my exclamation. — Clarice Lispector

I thought about TimeBlaze. We should ... shorten the titles. The titles are getting long. More colons than a proctologist. — D.C. Pierson

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. — Kurt Vonnegut

Then to Misty's Spice Boutique for food so bland and inambitious I doubt it'll ever aspire to become shit. It'll probably just sit in my colon yawning — M. Suddain

(did anyone ever use a semi-colon in a suicide note?). — David Lodge

I never thought of doing anything but comics, except maybe being a pilot. — Ernie Colon

If I keep grinning maybe my inoperable colon cancer won't hurt so much. — Tony Millionaire

Once colon cancer becomes symptomatic, nine times out of ten it is too late. — Kevin Richardson

In 2002, my daughter was diagnosed with a rare form of colon cancer. And it was such a shock, a surprise to us. — Iyanla Vanzant

Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection. — Terry Pratchett

Was that semi-colon some kind of flirty wink or just bad punctuation? — Azadeh Aalai