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Cold Funny Quotes By Morgan Rhodes: She gave him a cold and enraged glare.

She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

Cold Funny Quotes By K.M. Alexander: It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold. — K.M. Alexander

Cold Funny Quotes By Markus Zusak: As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy

As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice. — Markus Zusak

Cold Funny Quotes By Dave Moulton: Why is American beer served cold? So you

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

Cold Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I am in love, and the river is

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Cold Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman

Cold Funny Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Cold Funny Quotes By Richard Patrick: Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

Cold Funny Quotes By Denis Leary: Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary

Cold Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh

Cold Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If a drink was ice cold, it would

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it. — Mitch Hedberg

Cold Funny Quotes By Tracey Alvarez: After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold

After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track. — Tracey Alvarez

Cold Funny Quotes By Judd Apatow: One of my fears is that I'm suddenly

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. — Judd Apatow

Cold Funny Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: You both talk too much," the kid says.

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Cold Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to ride in a cold air

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!" — Mitch Hedberg