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Coffee Funny Quotes By Craig Benzine: The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Coffee Funny Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Will you go out with me for a

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

Coffee Funny Quotes By Scott Disick: I didn't buy the piano to play it,

I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice. — Scott Disick

Coffee Funny Quotes By Jesse Hajicek: If I could get hold of something nasty

If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek

Coffee Funny Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Coffee Funny Quotes By Simon Dunn: This was going to be the best cup

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Coffee Funny Quotes By Jake Gyllenhaal: It's funny to me that people find other

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park. — Jake Gyllenhaal

Coffee Funny Quotes By Rachel Vincent: She stared down into her coffee, as if

She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use. — Rachel Vincent

Coffee Funny Quotes By John Green: You'll find my leg under the coffee table.

You'll find my leg under the coffee table. — John Green

Coffee Funny Quotes By Scott Lynch: Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink. — Scott Lynch

Coffee Funny Quotes By Cher: You make good coffee ... You're a slob,

You make good coffee ... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. — Cher

Coffee Funny Quotes By Holly Black: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks. — Holly Black

Coffee Funny Quotes By Jeanette Coron: Sometimes God puts you in a dark place

Sometimes God puts you in a dark place because you're called to be a light there. — Jeanette Coron

Coffee Funny Quotes By Kelly Moran: The first sign that Karma was now in

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

Coffee Funny Quotes By Lauren Oliver: There is only what you want and what

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. — Lauren Oliver

Coffee Funny Quotes By Fannie Flagg: You know, it's funny what you'll miss when

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

Coffee Funny Quotes By Saleem Sharma: Pause while reading a book only in case

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

Coffee Funny Quotes By Leah Cypess: Bitch!""Under the circumstances," Rokan commented in an almost

Bitch!"
"Under the circumstances," Rokan commented in an almost steady voice, "that's really just a statement of fact, you know. — Leah Cypess

Coffee Funny Quotes By Jacquel Chrissy May: I say haven't we had enough of just

I say haven't we had enough of just tossing our children in jail? Make them do community service, I say! — Jacquel Chrissy May

Coffee Funny Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I surround myself with books when I write,

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly

Coffee Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: The only time I drink milk is when

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Coffee Funny Quotes By Katie Couric: When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

Coffee Funny Quotes By Josh Brolin: When accepting or preparing for a role, fear

When accepting or preparing for a role, fear is the motivating factor. — Josh Brolin

Coffee Funny Quotes By Charles Darwin: Unusual degree. This family became divided eight generations

Unusual degree. This family became divided eight generations — Charles Darwin

Coffee Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I knew how hard loss was. It never

I knew how hard loss was. It never went away, but stayed with you like a faint shadow that was thicker some days than others. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Coffee Funny Quotes By Jay Asher: The longer you wait, and this is true,

The longer you wait, and this is true, the slower the hands will move. — Jay Asher

Coffee Funny Quotes By Scott Lynch: Yeah, but if I don't start my nervous

Yeah, but if I don't start my nervous pacing now, I'll never have it all done in time. — Scott Lynch

Coffee Funny Quotes By Tanya Masse: COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

Coffee Funny Quotes By Max Barry: A woman appeared and began to generate tea

A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee — Max Barry