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Coffee Funny Quotes & Sayings

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The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice. — Scott Disick

If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park. — Jake Gyllenhaal

She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use. — Rachel Vincent

You'll find my leg under the coffee table. — John Green

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink. — Scott Lynch

You make good coffee ... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. — Cher

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks. — Holly Black

Sometimes God puts you in a dark place because you're called to be a light there. — Jeanette Coron

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. — Lauren Oliver

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

Bitch!"
"Under the circumstances," Rokan commented in an almost steady voice, "that's really just a statement of fact, you know. — Leah Cypess

I say haven't we had enough of just tossing our children in jail? Make them do community service, I say! — Jacquel Chrissy May

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

When accepting or preparing for a role, fear is the motivating factor. — Josh Brolin

Unusual degree. This family became divided eight generations — Charles Darwin

I knew how hard loss was. It never went away, but stayed with you like a faint shadow that was thicker some days than others. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

The longer you wait, and this is true, the slower the hands will move. — Jay Asher

Yeah, but if I don't start my nervous pacing now, I'll never have it all done in time. — Scott Lynch

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee — Max Barry