Clown Quotes
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I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown. But deep inside, I felt real vulnerable.
— Mike Huckabee
All of Dwayne's books are like a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except the bacon is actually bacon on a Happy Clown Burger sandwich.
— Christina McMullen
I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now ... dang.
— Hayley Williams
Who's the clown in life, the one with the two faces and characters or the persons who Laugh about them?
— Jan Jansen
He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out.
— Karen Joy Fowler
And I'll be sworn 'tis true. Travelers ne'er did lie,Though fools at home condemn 'em.
---Antonio
(Act III, scene 3, lines 26-27.) — William Shakespeare
Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.
— Douglas Coupland
I was always kind of a loudmouth and a class clown, and that kind of led to doing all the school plays and trying out all kinds of different stuff.
— Dustin Milligan
I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
— Amy Sedaris
The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.
— Osbert Sitwell
I am so freaked our right now, you could pull a clown out of my ass and I wouldn't be at all surprised
— John Green
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
— Groucho Marx
I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not.
— Ernest Borgnine
I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body.
— James Van Der Beek
Even at Westchester High in West LA, I was class clown.
— Phil Hartman
Perhaps once he had been a good clown. A noble clown. But he'd stolen Randall's chainsaw, and had to die.
— Blake Crouch
A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
It Follows, can become a great story....
So far the "Clown", is awesome it shows something incredible... — Deyth Banger
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
— Charlie Day
You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!
— Sofia Vergara
Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo
— THE CLOWN FACTORY
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
— Dana Gould
You never have a comedian who hasn't got a very deep strain of sadness within him or her. Every great clown has been very near to tragedy.
— Margaret Rutherford
Clowns have no respect for pie.
— Demetri Martin
People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown.
— Vaslav Nijinsky
When the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at once.
— Sylvia Townsend Warner
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you.
— Bob Dylan
I was never into candy and games and clowns.
— Harry Shearer
A clown makes you laugh it doesn't mean he knows how to perform a surgery.
— Kambiz Shabankareh
Well, God give them wisdom that have it; and those that are fools, let them use their talents.
— William Shakespeare
I was the class clown type of guy.
— Bobb'e J. Thompson
My school was really small, but I was called the Class Clown!
— Serena Williams
I always tell people that if you get upset over what someone says, imagine him or her with a clown's nose on and you won't get so angry.
— Bernie Glassman
Despair is the constant companion of the clown.
— Angela Carter
It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense.
— Marilyn Manson
Satan, you clown, you want to dissolve me with your charms. Well, I want it. I want it! Stab me with a pitchfork, sprinkle me with fire!
— Arthur Rimbaud
Out o' th' moon, I do assure thee. I was the man in the moon when time was,--Stephano
(Act II, scene 2, lines 136-137) — William Shakespeare
I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.
— Hugh Jackman
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown.
— Jennifer Lopez
I'm 23 but I got a brain like I'm 32 man, switched the numbers around. Smart kid too, straight-A student, I was just a class clown.
— Adrien Broner
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.
— Joaquin Andujar
Nobody likes a clown at midnight
— Stephen King
I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown.
— Stephen Lang
Clowns make me ... Think.
— James Marsters
I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.
— Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
— Groucho Marx
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.
— Laurie Notaro
I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot medium.
— David Bowie
I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.
— Andy Samberg
I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever.
— John Leguizamo
We just thought of old age as some sort of clown routine.
— Heather O'Neill
I'm secretly a clown, or maybe it's not much of a secret! I'm a little putzo, as the Italians say - a little bit loopy.
— Matthew Settle
What's the use of a clown who doesn't subvert?
— Kirsty Logan
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
All the world loves a clown.
— Cole Porter
The clown was an evil one. They're either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.
— Chris Thrall
Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.
— Daniel Tosh
I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown.
— Diane Cilento
For a long time, I debated about whether I would make movies or join the circus and work as a clown.
— Denis Lavant
Well, the clown suit is a riot, too.
— Michael Chiklis
Nothing is more unbecoming to a teacher of the Word than flippancy. He must be serious and should not act like a clown.
— Martin Luther
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs.
— Thomas Sydenham
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
— Joe Pesci
I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.
— Rachel Dratch
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I think of [street food] as the antidote to fast food; it's the clear alternative to the king, the clown and the colonel.
— Anthony Bourdain
I was always the class clown.
— Kel Mitchell
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock.
— Craig Stone
As a child, I was hyper, I was a clown and I was sensitive. Today I'm all of the above, except I've refrained from bouncing off the walls.
— Nadine Velazquez
In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon.
— Malcolm Muggeridge
You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown.
— Demi Lovato
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
— Bernie Mac
Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It's less predictable, it's more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee.
— Steve McConnell
