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I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown. But deep inside, I felt real vulnerable. — Mike Huckabee

All of Dwayne's books are like a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except the bacon is actually bacon on a Happy Clown Burger sandwich. — Christina McMullen

Men without dignity are like clowns without an audience, pathetic and lost — Rubin Carter

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability. — Douglas Wood

I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now ... dang. — Hayley Williams

Who's the clown in life, the one with the two faces and characters or the persons who Laugh about them? — Jan Jansen

He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out. — Karen Joy Fowler

Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter. — Mel Gussow

I would rather dance as a ballerina, though faultily, than as a flawless clown. — Margaret Atwood

And I'll be sworn 'tis true. Travelers ne'er did lie,
Though fools at home condemn 'em.
---Antonio
(Act III, scene 3, lines 26-27.) — William Shakespeare

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky. — Douglas Coupland

No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music. — Sloane Crosley

I was always kind of a loudmouth and a class clown, and that kind of led to doing all the school plays and trying out all kinds of different stuff. — Dustin Milligan

I think of game development as a clown car moving through tall grass, — Ken Rolston

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters. — Amy Sedaris

The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. — Osbert Sitwell

I am so freaked our right now, you could pull a clown out of my ass and I wouldn't be at all surprised — John Green

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast. — Groucho Marx

I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from. — Jasper Carrott

I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not. — Ernest Borgnine

I often do very serious roles, but really I am a big clown. — Rose Byrne

I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body. — James Van Der Beek

Even at Westchester High in West LA, I was class clown. — Phil Hartman

Perhaps once he had been a good clown. A noble clown. But he'd stolen Randall's chainsaw, and had to die. — Blake Crouch

A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

It Follows, can become a great story.
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So far the "Clown", is awesome it shows something incredible... — Deyth Banger

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. — Charlie Day

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it! — Sofia Vergara

Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo — THE CLOWN FACTORY

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. — Dana Gould

We runnin around in thousand-dollar clown suits,
Better get some boots when Lucifer turn your city to Beirut. — Ras Kass

You never have a comedian who hasn't got a very deep strain of sadness within him or her. Every great clown has been very near to tragedy. — Margaret Rutherford

Clowns have no respect for pie. — Demetri Martin

People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown. — Vaslav Nijinsky

When the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at once. — Sylvia Townsend Warner

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you. — Bob Dylan

I was never into candy and games and clowns. — Harry Shearer

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. — Jeff Foxworthy

A clown makes you laugh it doesn't mean he knows how to perform a surgery. — Kambiz Shabankareh

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper

Well, God give them wisdom that have it; and those that are fools, let them use their talents. — William Shakespeare

NOW CAME OUR INTRODUCTION to Smiley, former rodeo clown, whose name outside the costume might as well have been Cranky as Hell. — Ivan Doig

I was the class clown type of guy. — Bobb'e J. Thompson

My school was really small, but I was called the Class Clown! — Serena Williams

I always tell people that if you get upset over what someone says, imagine him or her with a clown's nose on and you won't get so angry. — Bernie Glassman

Despair is the constant companion of the clown. — Angela Carter

It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense. — Marilyn Manson

WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500."
From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone — Ginny McMath

Satan, you clown, you want to dissolve me with your charms. Well, I want it. I want it! Stab me with a pitchfork, sprinkle me with fire! — Arthur Rimbaud

Out o' th' moon, I do assure thee. I was the man in the moon when time was,
--Stephano
(Act II, scene 2, lines 136-137) — William Shakespeare

Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be. — Big Pun

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years. — Hugh Jackman

I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown. — Jennifer Lopez

I'm 23 but I got a brain like I'm 32 man, switched the numbers around. Smart kid too, straight-A student, I was just a class clown. — Adrien Broner

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. — Joaquin Andujar

Nobody likes a clown at midnight — Stephen King

I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown. — Stephen Lang

Clowns make me ... Think. — James Marsters

Heaven wouldn't be like this earth, this tormented earth ruled by evil forces that tossed humanity to and fro like a slow clown in a two-bit rodeo. — Joe LaFlam

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown. — Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

The mask-face was very close to the face of Pennywise, the clown in the movie. The — Stephen King

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. — Groucho Marx

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people. — Laurie Notaro

I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot medium. — David Bowie

The medical clown connects with patients in a way that is markedly different from the rest of their experience in the hospital. — Jeff Raz

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling. — Andy Samberg

A wise man can play the part of a clown, but a clown can't play the part of a wise man. — Malcolm X

I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever. — John Leguizamo

We just thought of old age as some sort of clown routine. — Heather O'Neill

I'm secretly a clown, or maybe it's not much of a secret! I'm a little putzo, as the Italians say - a little bit loopy. — Matthew Settle

What's the use of a clown who doesn't subvert? — Kirsty Logan

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. — Nora Dunn

All the world loves a clown. — Cole Porter

I was just a quiet kid, really. I wasn't the class clown at all. — Greg Kinnear

The clown was an evil one. They're either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter. — Chris Thrall

Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown. — Daniel Tosh

I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown. — Diane Cilento

For a long time, I debated about whether I would make movies or join the circus and work as a clown. — Denis Lavant

A clown on a throne is still a clown. A king in rags is still a king. — C. JoyBell C.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown. — Rainn Wilson

Well, the clown suit is a riot, too. — Michael Chiklis

Nothing is more unbecoming to a teacher of the Word than flippancy. He must be serious and should not act like a clown. — Martin Luther

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs. — Thomas Sydenham

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy. — Rachel Dratch

I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown! — Brooke Burns

I've been other things beside a clown. I have sold insurance, too. — Truman Capote

I think of [street food] as the antidote to fast food; it's the clear alternative to the king, the clown and the colonel. — Anthony Bourdain

I was always the class clown. — Kel Mitchell

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. — Craig Stone

As a child, I was hyper, I was a clown and I was sensitive. Today I'm all of the above, except I've refrained from bouncing off the walls. — Nadine Velazquez

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. — Malcolm Muggeridge

You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown. — Demi Lovato

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. — Bernie Mac

Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It's less predictable, it's more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee. — Steve McConnell

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. — Matthew Lillard

I was always the kid in school who tried to get attention, not necessarily the class clown, but I'd do little unexpected performances. — Leonardo DiCaprio