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Our best ideas come from clerks and stockboys. — Sam Walton

The investment world nevertheless has enough liars, cheaters, and thieves to keep Satan's check-in clerks frantically busy for decades to come. — Benjamin Graham

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." — Steven Wright

Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished that no painter before me ever thought of painting a soft watch. — Salvador Dali

Even secret armies and political fronts needed clerks — Viet Thanh Nguyen

If Beethoven were sent to nursery school today, they would medicate him, and he would be a postal clerk. — Leon Botstein

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?
... No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks. — Janette Rallison

To even call them "units" is a joke. These were just mobs of men in uniforms, clerks — Max Brooks

But now I see well the old proverb is true: That parish priest forgetteth that ever he was a clerk! — John Heywood

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have! — Phyllis Diller

They play like file clerks file. — Lauren Kessler

Schools and colleges are really a factory for turning out clerks for the Government. — Mahatma Gandhi

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

Most boys have seasons of wishing they could die gloriously instead of just being grocery clerks and going on with their humdrum lives. — Sherwood Anderson

Early every morning an old woman goes to the market to curse a grocery clerk, who curses back. — Mason Cooley

When you send a clerk on business to a distant province, a man of rigid morals is not your best choice. — Ihara Saikaku

Washington is an endless series of mock palaces clearly built for clerks. — Ada Louise Huxtable

No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets. — Edward Abbey

The devil makes his Christmas-pie of lawyers' tongues and clerks' fingers. — Thomas Adams

There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism. — Karl Kraus

Clerks get into the damnedest wrangles
which is the way they help me. — William J. Brennan

During the day extend that attitude to everyone you meet. Practice cherishing the "simplest" person (clerks, attendants, etc) or people you dislike. — Dalai Lama

I never knew what to do with a paper except to put it in a side pocket or pass it to a clerk who understood it better than I did. — Ulysses S. Grant

There goes the parson, oh illustrious spark! And there, scarce less illustrious, goes the clerk. — William Cowper

I do not rule Russia. 10,000 clerks do. — Nicholas II Of Russia

Dealing with a counter clerk at the phone company who had all the customer service skills of a homicidal sociopath on work release. — Jasmine Cresswell

Sir James waved a gnarled hand. They're nothing but feral file clerks, dragons. They used to alphabetize the coins in their hoards. — Rachel Hartman

In the cold morning the rested street stands up
To greet the clerk who saunters down the world. — Allen Tate

James Clerk Maxwell's [work is the] most profound and the most fruitful ... — Albert Einstein

It is so much worse to be a mediocre artist than to be a mediocre post-office clerk. — Rudolf Bing