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Gin a body meet a bodyFlyin' through the air,
Gin a body hit a body,
Will it fly? and where? — James Clerk Maxwell
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
— Steven Wright
Who gets the change?" the clerk asked. "You or ... your fella?"Oh, he's not my boyfriend," I said. "He's my mother. — Wally Lamb
TR on using extramarital accusations against Wilson: It won't work. You can't cast a man as Romeo who looks and acts like an apothecary's clerk.
— David Pietrusza
If Beethoven were sent to nursery school today, they would medicate him, and he would be a postal clerk.
— Leon Botstein
I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
But now I see well the old proverb is true: That parish priest forgetteth that ever he was a clerk!
— John Heywood
I discovered our dear poet in my office, a simple clerk.
— Bertolt Brecht
I have looked into the most philosophical systems and have found none that will not work without God.
— James Clerk Maxwell
Thoroughly conscious ignorance is the prelude to every real advance in science.
— James Clerk Maxwell
What's the go of that? What's the particular go of that?
— James Clerk Maxwell
It is a universal condition of the enjoyable that the mind must believe in the existence of a law, and yet have a mystery to move about in.
— James Clerk Maxwell
When you send a clerk on business to a distant province, a man of rigid morals is not your best choice.
— Ihara Saikaku
It's easier to invade a small country than to file a court document.
— Melody A. Kramer
The true logic of this world is in the calculus of probabilities.
— James Clerk Maxwell
Francis Galton, whose mission it seems to be to ride other men's hobbies to death, has invented the felicitous expression 'structureless germs'.
— James Clerk Maxwell
Kate, you're a pushover," the clerk said. I leaned over the counter and offered him my best deranged smile. "Wanna push and see if I fall over?
— Ilona Andrews
every man's Judgment cometh from the Lord. And be glad that it is so, for Christ is the clerk of your process, and will see that all go right; and
— Samuel Rutherford
Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7
— John Sandford
This message was left for you by messenger, Mr. Marks." The clerk smiled. "That's the way they used to do it before email.
— Kenneth Eade
Reader, I married him. A quiet wedding we had: he and I, the parson and clerk, were alone present.
— Charlotte Bronte
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers, and a laserquest marshal.
— Richard C. Armitage
Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
— Zach Galifianakis
What's improper about it?" retorted the clerk. "Everybody does it in Paris!" It was an irresistible and conclusive argument.
— Gustave Flaubert
Colour as perceived by us is a function of three independent variables at least three are I think sufficient, but time will show if I thrive.
— James Clerk Maxwell
One scientific epoch ended and another began with James Clerk Maxwell.
— Albert Einstein
In every branch of knowledge the progress is proportional to the amount of facts on which to build, and therefore to the facility of obtaining data.
— James Clerk Maxwell
We have never had a president of the United States or a nominee of a major party who was a Supreme Court law clerk.
— Jeffrey Toobin
Heat may be generated and destroyed by certain processes, and this shows that heat is not a substance.
— James Clerk Maxwell
Caesar's double-bed is warmAs an unimportant clerk
Writes i do not like my work
On a pink official form. — W. H. Auden
I was a blueberry picker, bindery worker, bookstore clerk and later manager, and a Realtor.
— Lisa McMann
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"
— Mitch Hedberg
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The law is like one of those sci-fi creatures that keeps growing limbs and spawning replicas of itself until they take over the entire world.
— Melody A. Kramer
Only one man lived who could understand Gibbs's papers. That was Maxwell, and now he is dead.
— Muriel Rukeyser
In the cold morning the rested street stands upTo greet the clerk who saunters down the world. — Allen Tate
Faraday is, and must always remain, the father of that enlarged science of electromagnetism.
— James Clerk Maxwell
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."
— Mitch Hedberg
Dealing with a counter clerk at the phone company who had all the customer service skills of a homicidal sociopath on work release.
— Jasmine Cresswell
Early every morning an old woman goes to the market to curse a grocery clerk, who curses back.
— Mason Cooley
Okay, outside," the clerk said. "Conversation outside. Bye! Have a nice night!
— Maggie Stiefvater
There goes the parson, oh illustrious spark! And there, scarce less illustrious, goes the clerk.
— William Cowper
I have also a paper afloat, with an electromagnetic theory of light, which, till I am convinced to the contrary, I hold to be great guns.
— James Clerk Maxwell
I went further than forgiving the clerk, I accepted her as a fellow victim of the same puppeteer. On
— Maya Angelou
I never knew what to do with a paper except to put it in a side pocket or pass it to a clerk who understood it better than I did.
— Ulysses S. Grant
The only laws of matter are those that our minds must fabricate and the only laws of mind are fabricated for it by matter.
— James Clerk Maxwell
But do not give it to a lawyer's clerk to write, for they use a legal hand that Satan himself will not understand.
— Miguel De Cervantes
If you are chosen town clerk, forsooth, you cannot go to Tierra del Fuego this summer; but you may go to the land of infernal fire nevertheless.
— Henry David Thoreau
My dad was an autoworker, my mom was a clerk. Until I was thirty-five, I never made more than fifteen thousand dollars a year.
— Michael Moore
