Claus Quotes
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Claus Quotes & Sayings
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You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus!
— George S. Kaufman
In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus.
— Timothy B. Tyson
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
— Bob Phillips
You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way.
— Tracy McMillan
It had been like discovering that Santa Claus was secretly a Nazi.
— Brandon Sanderson
My mum was cross with Milo for teasing me. He kept telling me Santa Claus was real.
— Brittany Cavallaro
Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.
— Andrew Smith
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd.
— Peter Dinklage
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus,
— Jude Wanniski
This I've learned in life: If you don't believe in Santa Claus, he can't bring you any presents.
— Siri Mitchell
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
— Lemony Snicket
Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with "It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus
— Soraya Diase Coffelt
I try not to repeat myself too often, but it's a gamble. 'Fred Claus' had three Oscar winners in it. No business - it was a bad movie.
— Elizabeth Banks
A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.
— William Feather
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
— Rickie Lee Jones
Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.
— Pierre Desproges
The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.
— Ludwig Von Mises
A born terror, a rebel without a pause ... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus? — Shyheim
I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.
— Nicki Minaj
Ty's grin died and he muttered, "Fuck , what I do not need is another fuckin' problem." "Well, now you're makin' me feel like Santa Claus.
— Kristen Ashley
Education costs money. But then so does ignorance.
— Claus Moser, Baron Moser
In spring they lie flat at the first warmth, they ruin my summer and in autumn they smell of women.
— Hugo Claus
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
— Shirley Temple Black
Mr. Clausc/o North Pole
Dear Joe... — Charles M. Schulz
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.
— Ted Strickland
Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost his bag. He said he'd get back to me next year.
— Benicio Del Toro
I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!
— Courtney Love
I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.
— Barbara Bretton
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.
— Wayne Coyne
MURRY: I believe in a lot of things. Santa Claus, magic, vampires, and even ghosts but I don't believe in luck. Good or bad.
— Hillary DePiano
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
— Charles M. Schulz
there's no such thing as a fuck cure. a fuck cure is like the adult version of santa claus
— David Levithan
I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!
— Danielle De Niese
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican ... there are not a lot of rich people there.
— Alfonso Soriano
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!
— Red Buttons
Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults
— Christopher Hitchens
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
— Herbert Hoover
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.
— Francis Pharcellus Church
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
— Scott Dikkers
Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.
— Jim Lovell
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5.
— James Frecheville
We took this challenge before our Lord and our conscience, and it must be done, because this man, Hitler, he is the ultimate evil.
— Claus Von Stauffenberg
What is red, white and black all over and says "Ho! Ho!"? Santa Claus after he has came down the chimney.
— Beverly Adams
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.
— Paul Park
Who the hell wants to be the one to tell a kid that santa claus isn't real. it's the truth, right? but you're still a jerk for saying it.
— David Levithan
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
— H.L. Mencken
Prayer is not adult letters written to Santa Claus, and God is not some parent-like figure up in the sky who's going to take care of us.
— John Shelby Spong
So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world?
— Mindee Arnett
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but it's just not real.
— Floyd Landis
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.
— Milton Berle
Holy Santa Claus shit, Nic!
— Kathryn Perez
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
— Francis Pharcellus Church
Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does.
— Orson Scott Card
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.
— Patti Page
Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
— Dick Gregory
All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.
— Maud Lindsay
Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.
— Annie Dillard
I felt like a kid at Santa Claus's funeral.
— David Gerrold
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.
— J.R. Ward
The three phases of Santa belief: (1) Santa is real.
(2) Santa isn't real.
(3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. — Alton Thompson
Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.
— Francis Pharcellus Church
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
— Dennis Franz
I'd like to know if you're also responsible for Santa Claus, New York in the autumn, and the production and timely distribution of rainbows.
— Christopher Grey
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.
— Charlie Viracola
I thought you were all-seeing." All-knowing, not all-seeing!" he snapped. "I'm a God, not Santa Claus! — Kelley Armstrong
Death is the Santa Claus of the adult world. Except Santa Claus in reverse. The guy who takes all the presents away.
— Maria Dahvana Headley
I'm the only one who still believes in Santa Claus!
— Edith Piaf
Tilli stroked her Chihuahua. Max's heart made a sound like the sleigh bells on Mrs. Santa Claus's dildo.
— Tom Robbins
With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy little teddy bear pillow.'
— The Notorious B.I.G.
An entire gullible nation believed faithfully in Santa Claus. But Santa Claus was really the Gasman.
— Gunter Grass
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.
— Patti Smith
Grandmother's knee is a wonderful place to learn about the Bible, ghosts, and even Santa Claus, but a mighty poor place to learn about history.
— L.B. Taylor Jr.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
— Steven Wright
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
— H.L. Mencken