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Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman. — George Burns

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won't go. — Mark Twain

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. — George Burns

His idea of a satisfying outdoor experience had been to saunter out onto the terrace of a European hotel to smoke cigars and drink brandy. — Neal Stephenson

Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night. — Frank Sinatra

It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books. — Anton Chekhov

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. — Steve Allen

Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars. — Lois Greiman

Unfortunately I'm not a smoker, so cigars have never been a part of my agenda. — Bobby Sherman

And there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars. — Abraham Verghese

The light ones may be killers, the dark ones mild; not the wrappers but the fillers, make cigars or women wild. — Keith Preston

There's no doubt in my mind that Bill Clinton will stop smoking cigars, will never smoke them again, as a result of what he did with that cigar. — Joe Eszterhas

I prefer to think of it as burning down their crops. [when asked why he - a fervent anti-Communist - smoked Cuban cigars] — Alexander Meigs Haig Jr.

You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job. — Thomas P. O'Neill

Stairs. Gray halls. Nye sniffed the odors, separating one from another: lavatory disinfectant, alcohol, dead cigars. Beyond — Truman Capote

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life. — Rush Limbaugh

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. — Joan Collins

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them. — Will Rogers

There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. — Franklin Pierce Adams

Everything looks nicer when you win. The girls are prettier. The cigars taste better. The trees are greener. — Billy Martin

Why should we be letting people smoke their cigars in their comfortable chairs in Raqqa? — Benjamin Carson

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world. — Franz Liszt

It'd taken another half hour under the shower to peel his throbbing eyes open and get rid of the stench of cheap whiskey and even cheaper cigars. — Alexandra Ivy

President Kennedy stocked up on Cuban Cigars just before signing the embargo. — Hank Bracker

(When asked for advice for younger musicians) Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell 'em to do that, they'll find a little pot of gold. — Tom Waits

You know what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars. — Jamie Farr

The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. — Robert Frost

The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars. — H.L. Mencken

We sat down on a bench within good view, and began to smoke cigars so as to attract as little attention as possible. — Bram Stoker

Besides, he was a philosopher; he smoked a good many cigars over his disappointment, and in the
fulness of time he got used to it. — Henry James

Death is walking
up and down
this room
smoking my cigars
taking hits of my
wine — Charles Bukowski

I know you're there. I can smell your filthy cigars! — Thomas Hardy

Aficionado my ass ... I just love to smoke cigars — James Woods

Canada is a long way to go to get Cuban Cigars" Captain Hank Bracker — Hank Bracker

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business. — Al Hirt

You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism. — P. J. O'Rourke

A cigar is a sort of thing, not exactly a pleasure, but the crown and outward sign of pleasure. — Leo Tolstoy

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go. — Mark Twain

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid. — Groucho Marx

Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians. — Ulysses S. Grant

By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls. — John Galsworthy

You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this. — Franco Nero

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars — Johnny Depp

Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars — Curtis LeMay

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking. — Mark Twain

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.' — Cameron Diaz

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar. — Ron White

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars. — Don Johnson

I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check. — Shelley Winters

Women are jealous of cigars ... they regard them as a strong rival. — William Makepeace Thackeray

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler.
Cigars. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time. — Mark Twain

There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers. — H.L. Mencken

I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet. — Katie MacAlister

Cigars are no safe alternative act. — Ed Markey

Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante

He was young and tall, his hair was the color of fresh corn, his fingers were as thick as cigars, and he had his clarinet with him. — Peter Baida

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking! — Mark Grace

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys." — Mitch Hedberg

I smoke a pipe abroad, because
To all cigars I much prefer it,
And as I scorn you social laws,
My choice has nothing to deter it. — Robert Louis Stevenson

The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars. — Ron White

I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club — Al Goldstein

Life is too short, and cigars are too expensive, to smoke them for any reason other than enjoyment. — Jonah Goldberg

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down. — George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns