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Cigarette Humor Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: A cigarette, a sip, a question; breathing, drinking

A cigarette, a sip, a question; breathing, drinking and asking, she demonstrates all the basic applications for the human mouth. — Chuck Palahniuk

Cigarette Humor Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I asked my wife if she enjoys a

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough". — Rodney Dangerfield

Cigarette Humor Quotes By Marjane Satrapi: Prosperity consists of two things: tea after a

Prosperity consists of two things: tea after a meal, and a cigarette after tea. — Marjane Satrapi

Cigarette Humor Quotes By Jim Pickens: A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until

A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire. — Jim Pickens

Cigarette Humor Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: Gwen Cassidy needed a man.Desperately.Failing that, she'd settle

Gwen Cassidy needed a man.
Desperately.
Failing that, she'd settle for a cigarette. — Karen Marie Moning