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Church Humor Quotes By Hilary Duff: Clea and I were touring one of the

Clea and I were touring one of the cathedrals in Italy, and in front of the whole tour I go 'That's so cute! Look, they have birdbaths in the church! — Hilary Duff

Church Humor Quotes By Alexandra Adornetto: I suppose he'll just have to do," she

I suppose he'll just have to do," she amended. "You'll have to suffer in silence with your male model ... I feel for you."
"Oh, stop it, Molly. — Alexandra Adornetto

Church Humor Quotes By Ricky Maye: Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing

Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing — Ricky Maye

Church Humor Quotes By Mary Daly: I had explained that a woman's asking for

I had explained that a woman's asking for equality in the church would be comparable to a black person's demanding equality in the Ku Klux Klan — Mary Daly

Church Humor Quotes By Sere Prince Halverson: The TV shouted an old black-and-white film he

The TV shouted an old black-and-white film he didn't recognize, wheelchairs facing it like church pews. — Sere Prince Halverson

Church Humor Quotes By Rob Thomas: Bursting into flame would definitely blow my cover.

Bursting into flame would definitely blow my cover. — Rob Thomas

Church Humor Quotes By Marilyn Pappano: I'm married, honey. My social life consists of

I'm married, honey. My social life consists of work, church, taxiing the kids around and trying to schedule sex with my husband at least once a month. — Marilyn Pappano

Church Humor Quotes By Lakesha Ruise: If opposites attract why is the church trying

If opposites attract why is the church trying so hard to mirror the world? — Lakesha Ruise

Church Humor Quotes By Neal Barrett Jr.: First Church of the Unleaded God & Ace

First Church of the Unleaded God & Ace High Refinery
WELCOME
KEEP OUT — Neal Barrett Jr.

Church Humor Quotes By George Lopez: Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday. — George Lopez

Church Humor Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Elders of the Creedish church made celibacy sound

Elders of the Creedish church made celibacy sound as easy as choosing not to play basketball.
Just say no. — Chuck Palahniuk

Church Humor Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: Your church is a baby-house made of blocks.

Your church is a baby-house made of blocks. — Henry David Thoreau

Church Humor Quotes By Sue Monk Kidd: He'd gone to church for forty years and

He'd gone to church for forty years and was only getting worse. It seemed like this should tell God something. — Sue Monk Kidd

Church Humor Quotes By Amanda Hamm: Yes, his ear. I was attracted to his

Yes, his ear. I was attracted to his ear. While I was in church. I'm pretty sure that solidifies my position as the weirdest person on the planet. — Amanda Hamm

Church Humor Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: By the time we get to church, I

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy

Church Humor Quotes By John Green: I like this interstate as much as the

I like this interstate as much as the next guy, but the farther south we go, the hotter it gets, and I'm already sweating like a whore in church. — John Green

Church Humor Quotes By A. Whitney Brown: I never joined, but I used to go

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end. — A. Whitney Brown

Church Humor Quotes By Billy Sunday: Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday

Church Humor Quotes By Liliana Hart: You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard

You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church? — Liliana Hart

Church Humor Quotes By Catherine Gilbert Murdock: Talk Back? That's really what it's called? You're

Talk Back? That's really what it's called? You're supposed to walk into some church basement and say, 'I'm here to learn how to Talk Back'? — Catherine Gilbert Murdock

Church Humor Quotes By Craig Thompson: Something about being rejected at Church Camp felt

Something about being rejected at Church Camp felt so much more awful than being rejected at school. — Craig Thompson

Church Humor Quotes By J.C. Lillis: My secret is cool and mysterious like a

My secret is cool and mysterious like a jagged scar across my chest, and not dull and heavy like I gave up church buy not the angst. — J.C. Lillis

Church Humor Quotes By Kevin Hearne: It's not like the Middle Ages, when you

It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant. — Kevin Hearne

Church Humor Quotes By George Everett Macdonald: The Church being what she is cannot have

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman. — George Everett Macdonald

Church Humor Quotes By Anton Szandor LaVey: Anyone without a sense of humor is too

Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician. — Anton Szandor LaVey

Church Humor Quotes By William Somerset Maugham: I describe myself as a member of the

I describe myself as a member of the Church of England, which I suppose is an inoffensive way of saying that you don't believe in anything very much — William Somerset Maugham

Church Humor Quotes By Donna Chapman Gilbert: Sit back and enjoy. And remember: Always be

Sit back and enjoy. And remember: Always be careful what you say around your kids. — Donna Chapman Gilbert

Church Humor Quotes By J. Golden Kimball: Cut me off from the Church? They can't

Cut me off from the Church? They can't do that! I repent do damn fast! — J. Golden Kimball

Church Humor Quotes By Garrison Keillor: Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. — Garrison Keillor

Church Humor Quotes By Charles Dickens: My sister having so much to do, was

My sister having so much to do, was going to church vicariously, that is to say, Joe and I were going. — Charles Dickens

Church Humor Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: It felt exactly like someone had hit me

It felt exactly like someone had hit me in the head with a church. — Patrick Rothfuss

Church Humor Quotes By Steve Martin: I believe in eight of the ten commandments.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on. — Steve Martin

Church Humor Quotes By Neal Barrett Jr.: First Church of the Unleaded God & Ace

First Church of the Unleaded God & Ace High Refinery
WELCOME
KEEP OUT — Neal Barrett Jr.

Church Humor Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: Going to church is not a sign of

Going to church is not a sign of going to God, if you think he is omnipresent, he is right there in your soul and bedroom. — Michael Bassey Johnson