Christmas Wife Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Christmas Wife

Christmas Wife Quotes & Sayings

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The only thing that matters is when the team wins. — Jorge Posada

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. — Max Greenfield

I do love Christmas, although my wife puts me to shame. She is a huge Christmas fan, so we do love us some Christmas in our house. — Sebastian Arcelus

Every generation of converts threshes over the same old straw. — Susan B. Anthony

People don't come up to me very often. Everyone is always in such disbelief that I can go to the market. — Julia Roberts

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size. — Milton Berle

Thanks to you, we've reached a milestone. The first time in our nation's history that a woman will be a major party's nominee. — Hillary Clinton

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't. — Milton Berle

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left. — Robert Orben

I'm still number one, so don't forget about that. So I still can have a happy ending. — Yani Tseng

It seems I can't stay away from her. — Stephenie Meyer

I've fallen in love with my horse. It's a safer bet. We all know from my illustrious past that I should be sticking to men with four legs. — Sharon Stone

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair. — Milton Berle

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas. — Mickey Rooney

My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce. — Milton Berle

When you have disciplined people, you don't — James C. Collins

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? — Milton Berle

Men in prayer give greater license to their unlawful desires than if they were telling jocular tales among their equals. — John Calvin

I spent more time in a van then in my mom's womb. — Myles Kennedy

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle

One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along? — Milton Berle

He kills her in her own humor. — William Shakespeare

To get from where we don't want to be to where we do want to be requires two things: time and a change of direction. — Andy Stanley

The devil is real. He lives inside C programs. — Philip Greenspun

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!" — Milton Berle

If a man moves to the forest, and his wife isn't there to share his spaghetti-os, are they still married? — Roxanne Snopek