
I say haven't we had enough of just tossing our children in jail? Make them do community service, I say! —
Jacquel Chrissy May

I don't like the grilled onions for some reason. I like regular, crispy, stinky onions. —
Chrissy Teigen

Just being a model, you're not supposed to speak ever, really. —
Chrissy Teigen

Theft is a fundamental of devilry, beach rat. —
Ray Litt

One day you're gonna ask that to the wrong girl who is really struggling and it's gonna be hurtful to them. And I hate it. —
Chrissy Teigen

I'm weird about fruity desserts like lemony, acidic, zesty ... I don't like lemon things and orange things, really. —
Chrissy Teigen

I drink a ton of water. And I never go to bed too full. —
Chrissy Teigen

I have a little half-Asian butt, and the more I work out, the more I try to get it bigger, it's just going to get flatter and harder. —
Chrissy Teigen

There is so much pressure on me to surfboard now —
Chrissy Teigen

For him, I committed moral suicide and lost Eternity forever. —
Chrissy Moon

mate. I winked at Chrissy as she walked —
Julian Davies

I'm not crazy, but I suspect the voices in my head are. ~Chrissy —
Kelli Sullivan

When we do 'Sports Illustrated,' it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel, then body color. —
Chrissy Teigen

Nothing mattered at that moment except for our combined passion and our union, and no one else in the world existed. —
Chrissy Moon

If I'm going to eat fast food, I'm going to McDonald's. I don't need to pretend. —
Chrissy Teigen

St. Tropez has a face glow that is amazing - you can put it on without makeup, and your skin just glows. —
Chrissy Teigen

Men are very tough, very critical of me. I think they expect you to basically just be a picture. They don't want to hear you speak. —
Chrissy Teigen

I looked at him as if he was one Prozac away from a straightjacket. —
Chrissy Peebles

The difference between doing something and doing nothing is everything. —
Chrissy Anderson

I have to have breakfast, and breakfast has to be eggs! —
Chrissy Teigen

I had finally learned that it was better to be alone than to be in a relationship that degraded my soul. —
Chrissy Moon

I would love four children because I have a very small family, so I want those big Thanksgiving dinners. —
Chrissy Teigen

Loving you has opened up my soul and made my mind rejoice. —
Chrissy Moon

No relationship, Chrissy, I don't care how truly, madly, deeply it is ... No relationship survives on hope. It's forgiveness that keeps it alive. —
Chrissy Anderson

I love dress shopping, and I love talking about the wedding food. That's what makes me happy. If you tell me to do a guest list, I cry. I hate it. —
Chrissy Teigen

I love YOU, and that includes everything you've been, everything you are, and everything you will ever be in the future. —
Chrissy Moon

What is "should," anyway? —
Chrissy Stockton

I feel like part of me will die when John Goodman dies. —
Chrissy Teigen

Love did not die. I still create your image to my heart every solitary night. —
Chrissy Moon

What happens when you tell an egg a joke? A: —
Chrissy Voeg

I wasn't a model that loved food. I was someone that loved food that started modeling. —
Chrissy Teigen

My theory was that if you spent such a big portion of your life being a snob, you were not allowed to be surprised when people start wishing you dead. —
Chrissy Moon

I would not like to try any high stress job. Honestly, I wouldn't like something like a PR job. I can't diffuse situations. —
Chrissy Teigen

I regret things all the time. I've never regretted not saying something. I've only regretted saying something. —
Chrissy Teigen

And I kind of like the Teen Rebels; they seem to be better than the Bullying Trio. Still, watch your backs, rebels! —
Jacquel Chrissy May

It's funny how you can become something merely by forgetting who you once were. —
Chrissy Moon

I'm not good at taking pictures. I can't give a good face. I crack up. —
Chrissy Teigen

What if I can't be their hero? What if I'm destined to be the villain?~attributed to Harry Potter —
Jacquel Chrissy May

Kiss the lips upon me once, and I shall never tell. —
Chrissy Moon

Time healed all wounds, but there was nothing you could do to fix stupid. —
Chrissy Olinger

I always get to eat what I want because if I don't, I go insane. —
Chrissy Teigen

I did not need him to survive. He inspired me to find that strength in myself. —
Chrissy Moon

It was as if the universe pointed us in the direction of each other, because that was the natural order of things. —
Chrissy Moon

Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties. —
Janette Rallison