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Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. — Chris Rock

Love is the most valuable currency of life which you can spend as much as you want without the risk of bankruptcy. — Debasish Mridha

There is some music that is so terrible that it consumes all those who approach it. — Gaston Leroux

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. — Chris Rock

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma. — Chris Rock

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" — Chris Rock

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs. — Chris Rock

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness. — Chris Rock

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won! — Chris Rock

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. — Chris Rock

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock

Conscience is ... the God dwelling in us. — Benjamin Whichcote

I'm one of those people who always tries to overachieve. I want to do more. I want to do bigger things. — Nik Wallenda

It's hard for a man to turn down sex ... if they chase us, we can't run that fast. — Chris Rock

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems! — Chris Rock

I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time. — Adam McKay

Hollywood's just not funny. — Chris Rock

if only people who were whole were deserving of love. — Brittainy C. Cherry

Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist

I think that music makers just really bless the planet. — Charles Lloyd

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

My hope and wish is that one day, formal education will pay attention to what I call 'education of the heart'. — Dalai Lama

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' — Chris Rock

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

It's not the easy things that let you get to know a person. — David Levithan

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible. — Lee Trevino

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. — Chris Rock