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Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Everything's funny - in the right context and

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Love is the most valuable currency of life

Love is the most valuable currency of life which you can spend as much as you want without the risk of bankruptcy. — Debasish Mridha

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Gaston Leroux: There is some music that is so terrible

There is some music that is so terrible that it consumes all those who approach it. — Gaston Leroux

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Funny is only something that others know about

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: You know what GED stands for? Good Enough

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Shaq is rich. The white man who signs

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I want to really take chances. I want

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Remember when we was young, everybody used to

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won! — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Do you know what the good side of

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Benjamin Whichcote: Conscience is ... the God dwelling in us.

Conscience is ... the God dwelling in us. — Benjamin Whichcote

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Nik Wallenda: I'm one of those people who always tries

I'm one of those people who always tries to overachieve. I want to do more. I want to do bigger things. — Nik Wallenda

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: It's hard for a man to turn down

It's hard for a man to turn down sex ... if they chase us, we can't run that fast. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: You know those guys that go to the

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems! — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Adam McKay: I actually opened for Chris Rock at the

I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time. — Adam McKay

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Hollywood's just not funny.

Hollywood's just not funny. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Brittainy C. Cherry: if only people who were whole were deserving

if only people who were whole were deserving of love. — Brittainy C. Cherry

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Willie Geist: Chris Rock is a very funny man.

Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Charles Lloyd: I think that music makers just really bless

I think that music makers just really bless the planet. — Charles Lloyd

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Dalai Lama: My hope and wish is that one day,

My hope and wish is that one day, formal education will pay attention to what I call 'education of the heart'. — Dalai Lama

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: My mother is the kind of woman you

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Community college is like a disco with books:

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: If a homeless person has a funny sign,

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By David Levithan: It's not the easy things that let you

It's not the easy things that let you get to know a person. — David Levithan

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I don't need a president with a bucket

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Lee Trevino: I stay away from the telephone if at

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible. — Lee Trevino

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I think all the funny people were bullied.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

Chris Rock Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. — Chris Rock