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You learn to always sell stocks quickly when you have a small loss rather than waiting and hoping they'll come back. — Anonymous

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!! — Chris Farley

The loving person makes other people feel good, and he is usually a happy person himself. He is able to form strong, long-lasting friendships. — Benjamin Spock

Sharks are the lions of the sea.They glamorize the oceanic glory. — Munia Khan

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. — Chris Farley

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants — Chris Farley

One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie! — Matt Groening

The highbrow/lowbrow schizophrenia of Twitter never stops amazing me. It's the Chris Farley of technologies. — Christian Rudder

I want to live fast and die young. — Chris Farley

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. — Chris Farley

You gotta fight for your right to vote! — Chris Farley

I looked in temples, churches, and mosques. But I found the Divine within my heart. — Rumi

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. — Chris Farley

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. — Chris Farley

If he's the kind of man I think he is, the kind who sees you for what you are, who you are, and still wants you, then never let him go. Sam — Persia Walker

It saw me, dropped Lily, and lunged. I screamed and
tried to crawl away. Actually, I scream a lot. I'm a pretty good screamer. — Kathleen Tierney

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. — Chris Farley

There are not many poets whose fame rests on a single work. — Helen Vendler

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry. — Andy Dick

I've watched a lot of my friends die, everyone from John Belushi, River Phoenix to Chris Farley. It just keeps going on and on. — Willie Aames

I live in a van, down by the river! — Chris Farley

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. — Chris Farley

After 27 years, I walked out of my first one a few months ago. Black Sheep with Chris Farley. — Gene Siskel

I don't think I'll ever stop being grateful to my readers for everything they've done for me. — Sarah J. Maas

If I were a Palestinian of the right age, I'd eventually join one of the terrorist organizations. — Ehud Barak

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. — Chris Farley

Nobody can tell me where I can and can't go. — Kanye West

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes. — Chris Farley

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. — Andy Dick