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I have a journalism degree, but I'd rather be the person who is being written about rather than the person who is writing. — Chris Jericho

For when I
waltzed with Chris, I'd made him someone else. — V.C. Andrews

Why can't I talk to her?"
"Because you're not a handsome young man."
"Well, neither is he! — Chris D'Lacey

On the day of the Boston Marathon bombings, for example, I actually knew more about what had happened than the CAPCOM I'd called. — Chris Hadfield

it occurred to him that time didn't move forward as he'd always thought. People move through time instead. — Chris Offutt

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window. — Chris Rock

We've never been to Israel. I'd like to play in Israel. — Chris Squire

I hope y'all haven't punk'd me or anything and you're actually calling me a wuss. — Heather Rainier

I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. — Chris Pratt

Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that. — Chris D'Elia

What you take from the earth, you must give back. That's nature's way. — Chris D'Lacey

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes. — Chris Hardwick

If I had a bowler hat, I'd take it off to the author of this beautifully crafted steampunk novel. — Chris D'Lacey

I never thought I'd refer to myself as a hot mess. — Chris O'Dowd

About 70 percent of pregnant women are deficient in Vitamin D. — Chris Mohr

We'd have made more, but I kept forgetting to write songs down. — Chris Lowe

I respect Chris Brown. I'd like to call myself a friend - I don't know if I'm allowed to do that. — Drake

The American people are tired. They're tired of the bickering in Washington, D.C., and the lack of action. — Chris Christie

I'd rather have my teeth drilled than listen to that awful song, 'Fly, Eagles Fly.' — Chris Christie

I'd much rather put on weight than have to lose weight. — Chris Hemsworth

Learn a little patience. You never know what might be around the corner. — Chris D'Lacey

The more we nurture the planet, the better and more natural a life we'll have. — Chris D'Lacey

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away. — Chris Hardwick

I'd also say having Jack's son Chris living with us from his 13th year on helped in raising Rick. — Marie Windsor

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. — Chris Farley

I'd like to think that I'm getting slightly more mature as time goes on, but I don't know if my fiancee would necessarily agree. — Chris O'Dowd

I'd like us to remember the suffering of those Americans who were injured serving this country before we dole out millions to slackers and moochers. — Chris Kyle

You're not exactly the father I'd choose for my children. (Coco Chanel) — Chris Greenhalgh

Another day of waiting to lose everything she'd fought so hard to keep. You — Chris Patchell

When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase. — Chris Morris

All those years I'd been coming here, I missed so many amazing opportunities! I could have been dining at Yats, or — Chris Meadows

If I was any happier, you'd think I was on crack. — Chris Thile

I'd never really found a place in the outside world, but had stayed away too long to fit in at home. — Chris Offutt

Did her dragon nature make her more violent? She'd never fantasized death for anyone before. Then again, she'd never met someone like Ferrin. — Chris Cannon

When you get a little older, you think, I'd like to make a little money and stick it away or buy a place - or win the world championship. — Chris LeDoux

You know, I preferred you as an evil monk. Would have made killing you a whole lot easier. — Chris D'Lacey

You ask me, I'd guess heaven and hell look pretty much the same," I replied. "Only in hell, everything is just a little out of reach. — Chris Holm

I've been a huge fan of Chris Martin forever; it'd be awesome to work with him. He's really kind, and he's been really encouraging when we've met. — Taylor Swift

I'd like to think I'm a normal sort of guy, but go to my mum and she'll probably say, 'You know, Chris was always the daughter out of my three boys.' — Chris Hemsworth

When they used to come to Tottenham we'd play Who's Gonna Drive You Home? Just to wind them up. — Chris Waddle

Stories have a unique power, David. The Inuit believe they can capture souls. — Chris D'Lacey

I never thought I'd be on the cover of the 'Atlanta Journal' unless I killed someone. — Chris Robinson

If there is anything I've learned being the mother of many children, it's that you'd better laugh at yourself, because everyone else already is. — Chris Jordan

As much as I'd like to meet the tooth fairy on an evening walk, I don't really believe it can happen. — Chris Van Allsburg

I don't shoot people with Korans. I'd like to, but I don't — Chris Kyle

I don't get surprised very often to be honest. I'm the kind of person who you couldn't throw a surprise party for because I'd figure it out. — Chris O'Donnell

The pilot himself was a good guy. He didn't act stuck up or high and mighty; you'd never know he was an officer. — Chris Kyle

As far as I'm concerned: Chris Pratt for president! He'd save us. — Bryce Dallas Howard

I thought there'd be some black people." "Hitler will only fight them in separate units. He's a snob. — Chris Cleave

If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows. — Chris Jericho

Maybe he thought trading his freedom for ours would be the only honest trade he'd ever make, — Chris Colfer

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness. — Chris Rock

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids. — Chris Kattan

No matter what, the very first piece of Social Media Real Estate I'd start with is a blog. — Chris Brogan

Jaxon gave me a compliment. I was sure there'd be winged pigs up there somewhere. — Chris Cannon

I am never really surprised at the way my books take shape. They are just not as perfect as I'd like them to be. — Chris Van Allsburg

We'd be nowhere without our looks. — Chris Lowe

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!' — Chris Rock

If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke

Whitney Cummings is one of the hardest working people I know, and she's very motivated. — Chris D'Elia

I think Chris Matthews is a very bright guy. I'd listen to him even if he didn't shout at people. — Peter Jennings

There are people that I believe shouldn't like me, and if they did, I'd be sad.
~ Jon Stewart — Chris Smith

I'd put him in the spot where he got hit. It was my fault he got shot. A hundred kills? Two hundred? More? What did they mean if my brother was dead? — Chris Kyle

Hearing her say my name - a name I'd walked away from long ago - tore at my insides worse than any bullet could. It hurt like love. Like dying. — Chris Holm

I was very tiny ... I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there. — Chris Colfer

It was like an aphrodisiac. Actors would say let's have another cigarette on that great scenes, and they'd blow smoke in each other's face. — Chris Matthews

Everybody goes and sees 'Fantastic Four,' but nobody sees 'Sunshine.' I'd have a different career if people saw that. — Chris Evans

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever. — Chris O'Dowd

I'd rather be a flash than a slowly burning ember. — Chris Crutcher

As much as we'd like to think life is sacred, there's not a lot of evidence for that. The universe is maddeningly casual, giving and taking it. — Chris Crutcher

What I did each day would determine the kind of person I'd become. — Chris Hadfield

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

I should become happier at what I do and leave others happier than before they'd met me. — Chris Murray

I'd rather be a comma than a full stop. — Chris Martin

Yoga's hard for me, but I know you can really feel the difference when you do it consistently. I'd rather be playing basketball. — Chris Noth

If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown. — Chris Morris

Every time I kill someone, he can't plant an I.E.D. You don't think twice about it. — Chris Kyle

I started a publishing company just so I could get the phone numbers of everyone that I'd ever admired. — Chris Roberson

I don't think I'd ever be able to give up the spotlight. — Chris Jericho

I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy ... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie. — Chris Rock

Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in the business. — Chris D'Elia

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean? — Chris Martin

I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie. — Chris Rock

But if they ever saw a sunrise on a mountain morning/Watched those cotton candy clouds roll by/They'd know why I live beneath these Western Skies. — Chris LeDoux

Thank you for your enthusiasm. Earlier today I told another student I was getting new encyclopedias - he asked me how long I'd be in the hospital! — Chris Colfer

I like taking things apart and putting them back together. Tinkering. I'd be a professional tinkerer. Tinkerbell. I think that's what they're called. — Chris Carmack

I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him. — Jeaniene Frost

My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself! — Chris D'Elia

D-Wade is the unselfish guy here-he is welcoming Chris Bosh and LeBron James to his team. — LeBron James

There's been a lot of times that I thought I'd never work again; I was really bummed out. — Chris Messina

I'd like to be a piano player. — Chris Daughtry

I figure if those things were in God's jurisdiction, he'd do something different about them. But they aren't. Those are in our jurisdiction. — Chris Crutcher

If I could, I'd be a recluse. I do want to be one. I'm trying really hard. But it's a difficult thing to pull off in this job. — Chris Lowe