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Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say. — Tommy Chong

Marijuana is a proven medicine. — Tommy Chong

I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking. — Tommy Chong

Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me. — Tommy Chong

Fast isn't turning us into Masters of the Universe, It's turning us into Cheech and Chong. — Carl Honore

I'm as clean as a whistle. — Tommy Chong

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. — Tommy Chong

They won the war but lost the peace, — Jonathan Maberry

I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say. — Seth Rogen

You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him. — Rae Dawn Chong

Light and subject is inseparable. But when it is well integrated, it becomes the work of a fine masterpiece. — Paul Chong Hasang

Please pray & wish me well (in hearing session). All I want is to clear my name and return to the badminton. — Lee Chong Wei

If we dare to win, we should also dare to lose — Lee Chong Wei

So (legalizing marijuana) means a lot more to me than just being able to smoke a joint without being arrested. — Tommy Chong

I've always been into improvisation. — Tommy Chong

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world. — Tommy Chong

Yes!Sir!I would sell my virginity to you or anyone else for one million dollars.Then my sister will not have to be a prostitute any longer.[MMT] — Nicholas Chong

Musicians can travel all over the world and have an audience, because there's no language barrier. — Tommy Chong

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though. — Tommy Chong

My marriage was breaking up, and my marriage with Chong was breaking up. I had to come back and kind of start on my own again. — Cheech Marin

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. — Tommy Chong

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back. — Tommy Chong

I'm just glad I can make a difference in someone's life. — Tommy Chong

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya. — Tommy Chong

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny. — Tommy Chong

Wait for the right, honest words from the man you're interested in before jumping conclusions. Unless he tells you he loves you, he doesn't. — Grace D. Chong

The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil. — Tommy Chong

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible. — Tommy Chong

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies. — Tommy Chong

Real slow hits from the bong ...
Make me feel like Cheech,
And I'm kickin' it with Chong. — B-Real

If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie. — Eminem

What made me a comedian was that I wasn't really a songwriter, I was more of a poet. — Tommy Chong

I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater. — Tommy Chong

Unattractive people are more obsessed with looks. — Rae Dawn Chong

There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top. — Tommy Chong

'That '70s Show' was one of the highlights of my life. I didn't expect to be on it as long as I was. — Tommy Chong

Once you're a felon you're a target. — Tommy Chong

Her sister, Vicky, had explained to her that being female, she had no choice but to be involved in the Battle of the Sexes.[MMT] — Nicholas Chong

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it. — Tommy Chong

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call. — Tommy Chong

Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot clearer. — Tommy Chong

Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. — Tommy Chong

The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chord changes, and then we can do different tunes. — Tommy Chong

He [Cupid] was Love [Eros] reborn. And as he was born after his parents coupled as Love-Birds, he was born with little fluttering wings. — Nicholas Chong

A lot of prophets have gone to jail. — Tommy Chong

They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable. — Tommy Chong

Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. — Tommy Chong

Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations. — Tommy Chong

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts. — Tommy Chong

All the on-lookers were bewildered.The lovely slave girl, Briseis, had won the Battle of the Sexes with a kiss.[MMT] — Nicholas Chong

Boredom is a disease, too. — Tommy Chong

Well, I started out as a musician, so when I was about 10 years old, I was already in a band. — Tommy Chong

What could I do? I was afraid he'd point at me and say 'Him!,' and then lightning bolts would hit me or something
-Chong — Jonathan Maberry

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail. — Tommy Chong

I was more of a weightlifter. — Tommy Chong

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny. — Tommy Chong

I have a good mind but I don't like to bore anyone with it. — Rae Dawn Chong

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in. — Tommy Chong

I think that my script, if it gets used, would be great. But if it doesn't, I think it inspired them. — Rae Dawn Chong

You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong! — Rosie O'Donnell

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic. — Tommy Chong

My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. — Tommy Chong

The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career. — Tommy Chong

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane. — Tommy Chong

That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong. — Dennis Miller

I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world. — Tommy Chong

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime. — Tommy Chong

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. — Tommy Chong

I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants. — Tommy Chong

You can't become a dictator through checks and balances. — Tommy Chong

If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world. — Tommy Chong

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight. — Tommy Chong

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian. — Tommy Chong

When two or three are gathered in unison, when all awareness is in total harmony, something magical will happen. — Daniel Chong