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They laugh when they're embarrassed, they cry when they're happy, and they try to choke you to death when you do something nice for them. — Heather Burch

So the last night the girl and her lover would be together, the girl would bring the lamp and set it so it threw the lover's shadow to the wall!!!!! — Chuck Palahniuk

As far as Elijah Prince was concerned, gay weddings could choke on their own cheery goddamned glitter and die. — Heidi Cullinan

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. — Mark Z. Danielewski

The global economy is spluttering back into life. The Tories would have left it to choke to death. — Alistair Darling

Serving others breaks you free from the shackles of self and self-absorption that choke out the joy of living. — James Hunter

For the choke, there are no "tough guys". With an arm lock he can be tough and resist the pain. With the choke he just passes out, goes to sleep. — Helio Gracie

I hope you lay down in your sleep and you choke on every lie you told — Nicki Minaj

I look up at his turquoise eyes and choke out, "I don't want to let you go." He's my everything. "If — Corinne Michaels

She felt such fury and pain she thought she'd choke on it. — Catherine Coulter

Each day was one breath at a time. I couldn't think much further than that, otherwise I'd choke on the air. — Brittainy C. Cherry

In Los Angeles, it's like they jog for two hours a day and then they think they're morally right. That's when you want to choke people, you know? — Liam Neeson

My brother slaughtered my family when I was seven. My mom, two sisters, gone: bang bang, chop chop, choke choke. — Gillian Flynn

You choke my days, I'll choke yours. — Tom Waits

I'll keep peace at all cost, even if I choke to death on my tongue. — Paula Deen

Hold on with a bulldog grip, and chew and choke as much as possible. — Abraham Lincoln

Bren can handle it," she said finally. "And if he can't, he'll let you know. He won't let his ego choke the shit out of him. — Kit Rocha

Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep. — Edie Brickell

I wish all mankind had one neck so I could choke it! — Carl Panzram

Someone wanted to choke me to death on my own hair? — K.J. Charles

Grief can choke you. It's dangerous, something else you have to beat. — Lauren Kate

Companies, however
unintentionally, choke the motivation out of their employees. — Dan Ariely

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Denial is a skill I mastered at a young age. Don't think about it. Don't talk about it. Suck it up. Choke it down. — Emma Chase

I hope you choke on your lies before you tell them to someone else. — Mohamed Ghazi

I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation. — Chuck Palahniuk

Adam: "I guess I struck a nerve."
Gordon: "Suck my cock and choke on it. — Santino Hassell

You bite off more than you can chew, 'course you're going to choke. One bite at a time. And that goes for thinking things, too, not just food. — Margaret Peterson Haddix

You ask me if I love you and I choke on my reply. I'd rather hurt you honestly than mislead you with a lie. — Dan Hill

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director," the voice from the abyss said. — Alexander Freed

Depression gets you nowhere but tangled in an overgrown garden that can choke the life out of you. — Karen Marie Moning

This is a girl who takes pleasure in torturing me to the point where I want to both choke and fuck her. — Shantaye Brown

She laughs. Mellissa laughs. I choke on a bite of chicken. — Amy Lunderman

The girl traced the outline of her lover's shadow so she would always have a record of how he looked ... — Chuck Palahniuk

We may be finding that in some blacks, when the choke hold is applied, the veins or arteries do not open up like in normal people. — Daryl Gates

A necklace is a great way to allow someone to choke you without having to bring their own supplies," she muttered. — K.F. Breene

You?' is all I can manage to choke out.
'Always me,' she replies softly, bashfully. 'Who else? — Gayle Forman

Freedom can choke you if you don't know how to handle it. — Charlotte Eriksson

Even your silence wants to choke me, you who are so abysmally silent. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Riches, both material and spiritual, can choke you if you do not use them fairly. For not even God can put anything in a heart that is already full. — Mother Teresa

Best stop swallowing, you're like to choke on it. — George R R Martin

I'm thinking that I'd like to fuck that mouth of yours." "Sorry. I was raised to never put small objects in my mouth or I might choke." Cockeye — Suzanne Wright

The SBUs have spread like kudzu and are choking off everyone's ability to see what the hell's going on in government. — Ted Gup

Weeds choke the life out of anything good that might grow. — Perry Stone

You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just try not to choke. — Shantale Finnerty

When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams

I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world. — Alex Adams

You could choke on the silence. — Chuck Palahniuk

He who eats alone chokes alone. — H.L. Mencken

We give up our backs and allow religious myths to apply the rear naked choke to our minds. — Cameron Conaway

I don't think we choked this time. We never played well enough to choke. — Craig Matthews

I feel my heart ache, but I've forgotten what that feeling means. — Chuck Palahniuk

Most modern reproducers of life, even including the camera, really repudiate it. We gulp down evil, choke at good. — Wallace Stevens

Hello, mouth. This is foot. Now choke on that shit. — S.L. Jennings

Mama always used to say it's better to choke on a bitter truth than savor a honeycake lie. — C.L. Wilson

Don't, Cassandra. (Wulf) Oh, please. I just want to choke her for a few minutes. (Cassandra) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

When you swallow that pride, Eve, take care you don't choke on it. — Nora Roberts

Devour life without chewing, and pray that you don't choke — Aurora Rose Reynolds

If he touches you, I'll come in and choke him to death. — Kristin Cashore

The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here. — Chuck Palahniuk

Bye, Skimmer. Thanks for breakfast."

"You're welcome." Translation: Choke on it, bitch. — Kim Harrison

When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off. — E.W. Howe

These hands elate my life, choke me, broil my bosom, spank me, give fire to my words, my words, mother, my heart beats in my words. — Laura Gentile

And now the power of Christ is gonna compel you...to choke on my motherfucking dick. — Tim Seeley

They're going to eat you alive in there, Ian."
"Then may they choke on my corpse. — Rachel Vincent

If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking. — Demetri Martin

Often we cannot hear God's gentle whisper because we allow the noise of our surroundings to choke out any possibility of recognizing His voice. — Shelene Bryan

With emotion, so thick I am surprised it does not choke him on the way out. — Veronica Roth

We must never expect discretion in first love: it is accompanied by such excessive joy that unless the joy is allowed to overflow, it will choke you. — Alexandre Dumas

What are you up to?"
"I was trying to climb that tree. But I fell. Now I'm bored. — Obert Skye

darling, you're no good for me
(you'll choke the life out of me, darling) — Tah The Trickster

Change rarely happens in doses large enough to choke you. Everyday you swallow a little more and expect a little less. — Diane Meier

Suppressed pain chokes us; in our breasts
It surges, adding ever to its strength. — Ovid

By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself. — Chuck Palahniuk

It's when you hide things that you choke on them. — Charles Bukowski

There was enough glamour in that one corner to choke a dragon. — Julie Kagawa

In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs. — Chuck Palahniuk

I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect. — Tucker Max

I am in the poison gas business. Advertising should make you choke, make your eyes water, make you feel sick. — George Lois

Kind pity chokes my spleen. — John Donne

Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I'd just kick it in the head. — Bas Rutten

IF YOU CHOKE YOUR POTENTIAL BEFORE IT HAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A POSSIBILITY YOU WILL NEVER REACH YOUR DESTINY — Mo Stegall

We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell. — Lee Trevino

The magic of sex is it's acquisition without the burden of possession. No matter how many women you take home, there's never a storage problem. — Chuck Palahniuk

It's not wondering what I breathe in, but who, that threatens to choke me. — Suzanne Collins

Do you know, I think that of all your idiosyncrasies that choke you give, when you are determined not to laugh, is the one that most enchants me. — Georgette Heyer

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom. — Trey Parker

We all choke. Winners know how to handle choking better than losers. — John McEnroe

The girl's lover was gone, but his shadow was still there. — Chuck Palahniuk

Strange that grief should now almost choke me, because another human being's eye has failed to greet mine. — Charlotte Bronte

It would be nice to do a movie where I didn't have to choke the girl to get her. — Ray Liotta

Life should be dealt with in small bites, large gulps will choke you. — TA Guimont

Your teammates will stretch your vision or choke your dream. — John C. Maxwell

Some memories aren't meant to go down smoothly; they're meant to choke you until you suffocate. — Tali Alexander

I give them the head, choke them, hit them in the balls.You'rehting, not playing the piano, you know — Fritzie Zivic

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

Explain me to myself, you'll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I'll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes. — Don DeLillo

Weak people let their pain choke them to a slow, emotional death. Strong people use that pain, Margo. They use it as fuel. — Tarryn Fisher

The only thing that separates us from the animals ... is we have pornography. — Chuck Palahniuk

The secret of all power is - save your force. If you want high pressure you must choke off waste. — Joseph P. Farrell