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Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg. — David Cameron

What was more humiliating, I wondered: having to beg for someone's cold chicken bones or being offered them? — Walter Kirn

Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens. — Zora Neale Hurston

My mom used to call us 'free range kids,' like free range chickens ... We roamed the countryside. — William Moseley

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him? — J. B. Smoove

Chicken's good. I like chicken. — Paul Kersey

Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all! — Onew

Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones. — Miguel De Cervantes

To us, she was like a rare bird that had escaped its cage and was roaming through a courtyard of common chickens. — Lisa See

I am an excellent eviscerator of chickens ... a helpful skill in Congress. — Chellie Pingree

What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch

- Chickens have a twenty-minute memory. We primates cope through booze and denial. Dial up more of that denial part, you'll last longer. — Ellen Datlow

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens. — Max Barry

Process. It's as beneficial, on its own level, as the hybridization of different strains of maize or chickens. — Aldous Huxley

I'm not counting any chickens. — Jeff Bridges

A 'farm' today means 100,000 chickens in a space the size of a Motel 6 shower stall. — P. J. O'Rourke

One day I'd love a house in the country, with some chickens, dogs and kids. — Katie McGrath

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator? — Victor Borge

Food-deprived chickens that were not particularly good at noticing the finer distinctions of a maze task.5 — Frans De Waal

Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen it coming. — Jarod Kintz

Plans sprang up. She would get fancier chickens. — Louise Erdrich

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction. — Daniel Pinkwater

My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees! — Carre Otis

You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead. — John Goddard

The plan of "counting the chickens before they are hatched" is an error of ancient date, but it does not seem to improve by age. — P.T. Barnum

If you're going to cook a fresh chicken, it's not a big concern. But if you're going to ship a chicken, there's a change in structure. — Roger Clemens

Many of the presidents have sworn themselves in to similarly foolish titles: Governor of Cow Pastures, Commanding General of Standing Chickens. — Karen Russell

I've never counted my chickens before they've hatched. — Eric Kripke

Creativity is like chasing chickens. — Christoph Niemann

Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything. And Rickey got a 20-gallon hat. — Rickey Henderson

Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses. — Ingrid Newkirk

Being an old farm boy myself, chickens coming home to roost never did make me sad; they've always made me glad. — Malcolm X

One time I tried to marry a chicken. — Calum Hood

Don't count your chickens before they turn into KFC — Yasmine Galenorn

I would expect an extremely high percentage of the chickens would test positive. Our poultry industry clients wouldn't like that. — Bryan Shelton

There are chickens, there are eggs, there are deaf girls singing karaoke. Nothing makes sense anymore. — Paul Neilan

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me. — Ricky Williams

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens. — Charles Taylor Manatt

The hard part about playing 'chicken' is knowing when to flinch. — Scott Glenn

If you can differentiate a dead chicken, you can differentiate anything. — Frank Perdue

Setting that little girl loose in her society would be like putting a fox in with the chickens. (Violet Strange's detective boss.) — Candida Martinelli

Your ma was a leech with bad teeth," she taunted. Onua laughed in spite of herself. "Your da was a peahen. I know chickens with more brains than you! — Tamora Pierce

When a crow says an intelligent thing, chickens may laugh at it. This is the laughing of the sand castles at the powerful waves! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The cows shorten the grass, and the chickens eat the fly larvae and sanitize the pastures. This is a symbiotic relation. — Joel Salatin

Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads. — Isaac Newton

Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs. — Salma Hayek

If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay
any eggs in the basket — Bobby Robson

So much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chickens. — William Carlos Williams

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? — Seymour Cray

Who knows but we may count among our intellectual chickens
Like them an Earl of Thackeray and p'raps a Duke of
Dickens — W.S. Gilbert

When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven. — Jung Chang

Chicken Tikka Massala is now a true British national dish — Robin Cook

This is what a place like this does to you. It makes you put words in the beaks of chickens. — Danielle Paige

Come, my pretender, my fritter,
my bubbler, my chicken biddy!
Oh succulent one,
it is but one turn in the road
and I would be a cannibal! — Anne Sexton

Asking Wall Street to provide financial education is the same as asking a fox to raise your chickens. — Robert Kiyosaki

Keeping animals, I have learned, is all about water. Who even knew chickens drank water? I didn't, but they do, and a lot. — Susan Orlean

If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens. — Grandma Moses

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. — Aesop

You see that movie, Chicken Run, where the chickens gang up together and escape from the farm? — Charlie Higson

Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human being. — Bruce Friedrich

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet. — George Carlin

It is beter to live 50 years as a tiger rather than live 100 years as a chicken — Edgerrin James

It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it. — Eva Gabor

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time. — Jerry Seinfeld

The chickens have come home to roast. — Jane Ace

tip Use colored leg bands to keep track of different aged chickens of the same breed. — Jessi Bloom

In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones. — Mao Zedong

I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. — Noel Coward

Tobin, my man, you are going to learn about chickens. And when you to learn about chickens, you will learn about life. — Frances O'Roark Dowell

If you don't like chickens I don't like you — Ali Ibn Abi Talib

Mama and I sat on a burping bus full of chickens in cages, and round-eyed babies on round mothers' laps. (The Pinata-Maker's Daughter) — Eileen Granfors

Torture a single chicken and you risk arrest. Abuse hundreds of thousands of chickens for their entire lives? That's agribusiness. — Anonymous

Practice is practice, chicken is chicken. — Moon Jong-up

I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."] — Augusten Burroughs

4. If you do not give your chickens enough space, light, air, and walking-around room, they will eat one another. — Frances O'Roark Dowell

I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs. — Paul O'Grady

Then I yelled through his door, It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS. — Jenny Lawson

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? — Steven Wright

By Any Means Necessary"; "The Chickens Come Home To Roost". — Malcolm X

If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens i' th' shell. — William Shakespeare

If we decide to take this level of business creating ability nationwide, we'll all be plucking chickens for a living. — Ross Perot

Let people hide in their homes, caged like chickens. Cowards deserve no better. — Peter V. Brett

With an air of confession, Jin lowered his voice. Eggs come out of chickens' butts, you know. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Fuck, thinks Stan. She knows about the chickens. — Margaret Atwood

It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage. — John Lennon

Does workman's comp cover paper cuts?" "Do chickens lay snowballs? — Darynda Jones

When we accept bad art because it's good politics, we're killing the swan to feed the chickens. — Tom Robbins

Sometimes people count their chickens before they hatch. — Paul Walker

She entered with ungainly struggle like some huge awkward chicken, torn, squawking, out of its coop. — Arthur Conan Doyle

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington

When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too. — Michael Pollan

... a hunger that is more than simply material connects the human who feeds the chickens to the chickens that feed the humans. — Susan Merrill Squier

In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch. — Mark Twain

And if we were meant only to labor, why give us minds, why give us desires? Why can we not be as cattle in the field, or chickens in their coops? — Robert Jackson Bennett

A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders, — Richard Trumka

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken. — Albert Einstein

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. — Isaac Bashevis Singer

And with my last thought I felt some real sympathy for those poor chickens. — Shannon Hale

In a perfect
world I would be taller, you would be alive,
and chickens could cross the road without
being the subject of a joke. — Suzanne Wrightt