Chicken Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Chicken

Chicken Quotes & Sayings

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Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg. — David Cameron

There can be no real fight between a tiger and a chicken; between the love and the man; between the strong and the weak! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I've been seeing more and more Gardein soy chicken and soy beef products lately, and they're pretty darn good. — Rory Freedman

When in doubt chicken out. — Robin Jones Gunn

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him? — J. B. Smoove

I don't give a chicken's sorry ass who taught you. I just want to play. — Beth Hoffman

I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous - that is to say, it's obedient. It will do whatever you tell it to do. — Maya Angelou

For everyone knows that a girl cannot live on chicken cordon blue alone. — Lindsay Eland

[My favorite dish to cook] is fried chicken, and by the way I'm good at it, too. I make really good fried chicken. — Condoleezza Rice

I found that things weren't going well upstairs.
Carter was a crumpled heap of chicken warrior on the slope of the pyramid. — Rick Riordan

Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala. — Aasif Mandvi

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken. — Paul O'Grady

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Spider Jockeys are one of only two mobs (along with Chicken Jockeys) that cannot move through portals. — Steve Adamson

He was the guy who always won the game of chicken because his opponents suspected he might actually enjoy a head-on collision. — Michael Lewis

They claim revenge is a dish best served cold, but I've found it to be equally delicious hot - not unlike fried chicken. — Eliza Crewe

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred. — Super Chicken

Be confident of the name of Jesus. Don't walk like a chicken. — Paul Silway

Noth that I think you're wrong to be disgusted by anyone in bed with chicken man. — Gena Showalter

Grandma said that a skillet's good for three things: frying chicken, baking corn bread, and going upside an obstinate man's head. — Lisa Shearin

call it chicken salad — Sarah Dessen

If you're going to cook a fresh chicken, it's not a big concern. But if you're going to ship a chicken, there's a change in structure. — Roger Clemens

The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns. — Ralph Nader

If Fred tells you a chicken can pull a freight train, your job is to hook 'em up. — Roger Frock

None of the people watching 'Big Brother' will bring you chicken soup if you get sick. — Robert D. Putnam

She added, "Washington is the city of the soft heads and the chicken hearts. — Donald Hamilton

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland

Many years in New York has made me urban, and I won't eat my chicken because I met him personally! — Isabella Rossellini

If you like good ol' fashion Southern soul food then, yes, I am a good cook! My specialty is chicken dumplings and poke salad. — Dolly Parton

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken.
Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried. — Darynda Jones

I'm already fantasizing about the Chinese food IO'm going to order in. Moo shu chicken with hoisn sauce. Maybe I'll even eat it in the bathtub. — Meg Cabot

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley

There's only one rule in photography - never develop colour film in chicken noodle soup. — Freeman Patterson

You haven't even seen my six-pack and huge cock, yet."
"You brought beer and chicken? — Aly Martinez

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time. — Jerry Seinfeld

I used to like the foods that come in abstract shapes: chicken nuggets, Fruit Roll-Ups, hot dogs. — Ned Vizzini

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. — Bob Hope

Leslie entered the lounge like a taller, studlier version of the Kentucky Fried Chicken colonel. — Douglas Coupland

Call it crazy, or just chicken salad. — Sarah Dessen

A chicken grows up in a little less time than an ostrich. An ostrich takes a whole year. A chicken takes a few months. — Jack Horner

A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders, — Richard Trumka

I love chicken. But, like a lot of chefs and cooks, I get tired of preparing it the same way. — Marcus Samuelsson

I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt. — Dan Gutman

So when you're in doubt and feeling a little afraid, just do what Colonel Sanders did to his little chicken. He fried it. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

You eat the burger but you don't want the slaughterhouse next door to where you live. — Chicken John

My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg? — Shirley Temple

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken. — Albert Einstein

I get the worst compliments all the time. 'Oh you're Asian? I love orange chicken.' — Jo Koy

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. — Robert Iler

Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin? — Pippa Middleton

I left it with a warmer, he said drily. Because war mages ate their fried chicken frozen to the ground and they liked it. — Karen Chance

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. — Isaac Bashevis Singer

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken. — Ina Garten

What is the old American saying? Pretend it is chicken? — James L. Cambias

In Cuba you get a quarter of a chicken per month. They give you one bread per person a day. So, it makes your life really tough. — William Levy

Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants."
"Excuse me. — Rick Riordan

It is beter to live 50 years as a tiger rather than live 100 years as a chicken — Edgerrin James

Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken. — Nora Ephron

Oh, man ... " Leo shook his head in amazement. "That's right. You've missed the last like, seventy years. Well, my apprentice, a chicken nugget - — Rick Riordan

Torture a single chicken and you risk arrest. Abuse hundreds of thousands of chickens for their entire lives? That's agribusiness. — Anonymous

Practice is practice, chicken is chicken. — Moon Jong-up

I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."] — Augusten Burroughs

The sun's not yellow, its chicken! — Bob Dylan

You talk about me, I am chicken to fight you. That's not true. I bring you dessert on November 12th. — Vitali Klitschko

I believe that love is better than hate. And that there is more nobility in building a chicken coop than in destroying a cathedral. — Betty Greene

I want any excuse to come home. My dad is not a spring chicken any more. If anyone says, 'Go buy a postage stamp in London,' I'll go and do it. — Emily Mortimer

I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste. — Jarod Kintz

Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified. — Daniel Pauly

A cockroach can not attend the meeting of chicken and be offered innocent. — Peter Adejimi

I have never seen homosexual chicken or turkey. — Yahya Jammeh

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? — Steven Wright

Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life. — Kathryn Stockett

The are two types of vegetarians: (1) those who have beef with chicken; and (2) those who are too chicken to have beef. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways, like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. — Joel Robuchon

But I ain't puttin' it in de street. Ah'm tellin' you.'
'Ah jus lak uh chicken. Chicken drink water, but he don't pee-pee. — Zora Neale Hurston

(Emerson's) aphorisms tend to be chicken soup for the academic soul or gobledygook of a man who prefers the sounds of words to their meanings. — Micah Mattix

Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food. — Chelsea Clinton

Pork and chicken grease, the aromatics of choice for the Cajun. — Ken Wheaton

You named the chicken, Chicken?"
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves

Welcome to the fire, Chicken. — Heather Fleener

In a twilight garden, when a brown nightingale starts singing, what is left to a blonde chicken is to remain silent. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Damn chicken. Come eat your dinner. I'm cold. — Patrick Rothfuss

Chicken nuggets is like family — John Green

At 2, I start preparing fish or chicken for dinner. I don't drive. I don't have hobbies. I have no desire to travel. — Lawrence Sanders

Motherhood is when eating chicken soup; the kids get the chicken and you get the soup and you would still feel happily stuffed. — Sandra Chami Kassis

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget — Jeff Kinney

Roosters: The cry of the male chicken is the most barbaric yawp in all of nature. — Edward Abbey

An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off; it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead. — Nancy Mitford

In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones. — Mao Zedong

A few times I saw a chicken walking around importantly, like some kind of a regional manager. — Elif Batuman

Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce. — Terry Pratchett

Rose and Carlos twisted together like chicken fight partners in knee-deep guacamole, — Richard Long

This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars. — Lewis Black

When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure — Y.A. Marks

I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.' — Shaquille O'Neal

People eat the chicken, people eat the beef, they still say, 'Don't kill the fish.' — Nobu Matsuhisa

Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going to keep Obamacare. — Conan O'Brien

Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married. — Samantha Ronson

Do you need anything? Some chicken soup. Hugs? Kisses? — Jennifer L. Armentrout