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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.' — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

He told me just to keep the ball low. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack. — Chi Chi Rodriguez