Cheese Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Cheese

Cheese Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Cheese quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

It shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!> — Kevin Hearne

Cheese, Leon! Go get the cheese! — N.D. Wilson

Can this really call itself a cake when its main ingredients are cheese and carrots? — Sarra Manning

the biggest deliverers of saturated fat - the type of fat doctors worry about - are cheese and red meat, — Michael Moss

To have on her head a most wonderful bonnet like a Grenadier wooden measure, and good measure too, or a great Stilton cheese, — Charles Dickens

My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese. — Patti Stanger

I put Algernon's body in a cheese box and buried him in the backyard. I cried. — Daniel Keyes

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food. — Elizabeth I

Smelly cheese, blue cheese, runny cheese, MOULDY CHEESE, cheesy cheese. — David Walliams

Robbie Keane was like the cat that got the cheese — Stan Collymore

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city. — Bryan Q. Miller

Make sure you have cheese in your house. — Hannah Hart

Parma is an amazing Parmesan cheese substitute made from walnuts. It tastes like a dream and is healthy, to boot! — Rory Freedman

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

They began to eat their grilled cheese sandwiches. The extra-sharp cheese added the perfect tanginess, as did the dill pickles. — Terry Spear

Tacos."
"Tacos?" I echoed.
This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese."
"I know what a taco is! — Becca Fitzpatrick

Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love. — M.F.K. Fisher

I refrain from lots of things I love, like cheese and carbs. I eat plenty of greens every day, my favorite being watercress. — Chloe Sevigny

I wish you could take a 'plan b' pill for after you eat a lot of organic cheese puffs and your stomach hurts and you don't want to be fat tomorrow — Megan Boyle

I'm pretty sure you could actually grate cheese of his abs.
... I had a sudden image of him using his abs to grate my face. — Lish McBride

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. — Regina George

An eight-pound Cheddar. No one can resist a bit of Cheddar cheese, ma'am. Not even the dead. — Julia Stuart

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese. — Steven Wright

I think there's always been singers like that and i've done my fair share of cheese as well. — Marc Almond

In the wintertime I like macaroni and cheese. — Jami Attenberg

I whispered to the girl next to me that I was very excited about having my first cheese tasting because I love cheese. — Jenny Lawson

Remember: Move with the Cheese! Ken — Spencer Johnson

Have you ever found Viking in your cottage cheese? — Neil Leckman

Make scented geranium cream-Leaves steamed in cream, cream cheese and sugar. When cool-Eat with berries or poached peaches. — Sara Midda

Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley.
Ollie Chandler in Deception — Randy Alcorn

The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette. — Lisa Loeb

When is the answer ever less cheese? — Rob Thomas

Y are you called the cheese man? — Barbara Park

Living with hope is like rubbing up against a cheese grater. It keeps taking slices off you until there's so little left you just crumble. — Catherine Austen

STAY CLOSE TO THE CHEESE. — Lindsey Leavitt

Christianity, said Erasmus, has been made to consist not in loving one's neighbor but in abstaining from butter and cheese during Lent. — Roland H. Bainton

That's a horrible thought. I guess cheese or wine. I think I might be too depressed to eat if I had to eat only one thing for the rest of my life. — Rachael Ray

Rollo the Walker. Who are you?"
"Dak," he answered. It seemed like Rollo expected more. "Uh, Dak the, er ... Cheese Eater? — Carrie Ryan

You are a mousetrap of a friend, all soft cheese and hard springs — Chris Cleave

Swiss cheese model' of accidents. Imagine a series of safety — Tim Harford

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. — W.C. Fields

You can come share a tasty meal of bread, raisins, and fresh cheese. With that, and The Count of Monte Cristo, anyone can live to a hundred. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Is it better to have bronze than copper and tin separately? Is this the marker of some historic advance? — Claudia Pineiro

cheese cauldron. — J.K. Rowling

She was so full of holes now, she was like a Swiss cheese. — Danielle Steel

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. — George Will

Something very unusual, a chocolate-flavoured log of goats' cheese. "Made by lesbians in Wales," Sam had explained superfluously. — Philip Hensher

I just hope someone doesn't start the Cheese Touch up again, because I don't need that kind of stress in my life any more. — Jeff Kinney

I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch. — Gary Oldman

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. — Jolene Blalock

Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast. — Jonathan Cainer

Stand your ground!" Stheno yelled. "I've got free samples! — Rick Riordan

all i want...is mac and cheese — Kurt Cobain

The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic. — Alfred Adler

If my love were a bagel, I'd put cream cheese on it. But it's not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample? — Jarod Kintz

Quotations "Oh man, I hate that poofing shit. You scared me so bad, Ash, you made me eat this crappy cheese." (Nick in Night Embrace). — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! — Eugene Field

My music is not a particular genre. It's not bubblegum or cheese. It's just good songs, pop songs. It's just my songs. — Eliza Doolittle

Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter. — Nigella Lawson

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz. — Janette Rallison

Cheese. The adult form of milk. — Richard Condon

The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front. — Douglas Adams

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

Mouth cat's-cradled with filaments of gleaming cheese. — Don DeLillo

Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had been in jail. — Nolan Bushnell

The moon is made of a green cheese. — John Heywood

I checked the burger. It had everything on it but cheese. Just the way I liked it. — Anonymous

I can celebrate food anytime. I love cheese. When I crave a certain food, I just eat it. — Emmanuelle Chriqui

I made myself a Muenster-cheese sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayo, and went up to my room. Ingredients are important. — A.M. Homes

If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her. I'd come home and eat her every night. — Solange Nicole

Sweetened ice tea is one of the things I love about the South, right up there with homemade biscuits and cheese grits. — Emily Giffin

What is the use of living if you cannot eat cheese and pickles? — Ben Macintyre

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first. — John Lennon

Whoever invented adding melted cheese over starchy goodness was surely the most brilliant human ever. — Rachel Cohn

Cheese, like oil, makes too much of itself. — Jerome K. Jerome

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. — Jay London

I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? — Lisa Samson

You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn't question it. — Charles Manson

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

I like Rhine wine, blue grapes, good cheese, endive and lots of books, etc., etc., etc., as much as I like supreme fiction. — Wallace Stevens

Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese. — Billie Burke

The King's cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, 'tis made of the people's milk. — Benjamin Franklin

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. — Saki

Forty-seven is nothing at all, nor is any age unless you're a cheese ... — Billie Burke

Nay; It's nought but an' owd fossil cheese, that somebody's roll't away — Randolph Caldecott

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane

If antiquity be the only test of nobility, then cheese is a very noble thing ... The lineage of cheese is demonstrably beyond all record. — Hilaire Belloc

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk. — James Joyce

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich." — Stephen Colbert

I like cheese. Fromage. — George R R Martin

I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties. — Craig Charles

Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese. — J. Paul Getty

The misers cheese is wholesomest — Benjamin Franklin

I like cream cheese in just about anything. — Diane Mott Davidson

I don't try to knock people out, but I have the ability to press him and get the cheese. — Adrien Broner

I'm into grilled cheese. Grilled cheese makes me feel beautiful! — Emma Stone

I got sent some cheese once. I'm not sure if that was saying something about my act, or just because I like cheese. — Anton Du Beke

I'd eat a human foot if it was smothered in enough cheese and butter. — Jenny Lawson

Noone knows and noone sees
we lovers doing what we please
but people stop and point at these
ten milk bottles a-turning into cheese — Roger McGough

The younger people with the ache of youth were eating all the cheese. — Grace Paley